1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,560 ROMANIA _ BUCHAREST 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,520 Agent Nine, 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,600 your mission is to obtain the device containing nuclear launch codes 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,040 for weapons we know will be used imminently 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,240 to wreak havoc of epic proportions. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,480 In the event you do not succeed, 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,120 D. I. S. C. O. will deny any and all connection to you or your actions. 10 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,320 Good luck, Agent Nine. 11 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,320 Hey, babe. It's go-time. 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,560 Confirm, go-time. 13 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,760 You always tell me what I want to hear, keep it up. 14 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,120 That's what I'm here for. 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,880 Let's see… 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,160 Bogdan Lazar, two p.m. 17 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,720 How may I help you, sir? 18 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,680 I have a appointment with Mister Bogdan Lazar. 19 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:54,960 I'm Andrei Petrescu. 20 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,680 Do you have identification? 21 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,920 Doina Gheorghiu. 22 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,400 Can we hurry it up, alittle? 23 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,760 -Are you pressed for time? -No. 24 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,480 There's a figurine of the Little Prince behind her. 25 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,920 From the 'Nain Bleu'" 26 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:08,920 The Nain Bleu? 27 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,360 Uh… your Little Prince, did you 28 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,480 get him at the Nain Bleu toy shop in Paris, I love that place. 29 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,040 I did actually, I went there on vacation recently. 30 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,280 -Can I take a look at it? -Sure. 31 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,480 I am obsessed with statuettes. 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,880 It's a little embarrassing at my age 33 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,240 promise you won't tell? 34 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,280 Your secrets safe. 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,240 This one's my favorite, but I'm obsessed as well. 36 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,840 You have a long list to get done, 37 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,520 flirting isn't on it. 38 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,800 -Ready. -I love it. 39 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,400 I doubt Mister Lazar has any of those. 40 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,120 Your two o'clock is here. 41 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,800 Mister Andrei Petrescu, sir; 42 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,440 would you like me to send him up to your office now? 43 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,480 -Yes of course, Doina. -Thank you, sir. 44 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,160 Voice match is nearly perfect, even his mother wouldn't catch on. 45 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,600 I hope the prince knows… 46 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,560 how lucky he is. 47 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,160 Normally you'd've gotten me up there in half the time. 48 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,440 What's the problem? 49 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,320 There's no problem, it's all good. 50 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:21,760 -I'm sleep deprived as usual, that's all. -Still working on making that baby, hunh? 51 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,600 I can't keep up, folic acid daily, no jerking off, b-vitamins, ovulation 52 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:29,400 schedules, oh, thanks for reminding me, I forgot. 53 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,000 Agent Nine, 54 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,840 we don't have to report vitamins for sexual stamina, right? 55 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:34,720 Fuck me! 56 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,600 AH! 57 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,840 I think those last words should be directed at your wife, Ertan. 58 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,120 I wasn't talking to you, I banged my head. 59 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,400 Two floors to go I think. 60 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,280 You think? What's wrong with you. 61 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,760 You try reading all these screens with glasses falling off your face. 62 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,040 -Security cameras? -Of course, and they're top notch. 63 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,520 I'm glad you're impressed. 64 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,400 But I'm hoping you're gonna take care of them? 65 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,960 FCB's active and stable. 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,760 Get everyone's info from the database and tell me… 67 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,000 Goddam it to fucking hell! 68 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,720 -What? -Nothing. I spilled my coffee. 69 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,520 Jesus Christ, go to fucking voice mail. 70 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,080 Okay, you're good, just keep strutting your stuff. 71 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,840 Straight ahead. Uh… 72 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,480 -Hey! Are you the two o'clock? -That's Bogdan Lazar. 73 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,920 -Yes, I'll be home for dinner. -Not if you don't answer my question. 74 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,400 -You gotta think fast. -I was just waiting for a friend. 75 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,000 This friend do they have a name? 76 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,040 Hagi. 77 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:32,680 Hagi? 78 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,120 Huh? Ha! Hagi. 79 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,520 Mh! 80 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,840 Mh! 81 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:40,880 Hagi? 82 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,240 If you had a better one, you shoulda said so. 83 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,840 What? No, no, no, no. 84 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,320 -Shit! -Now what, do I abort? 85 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,480 Not, keep going. It's nothing. Focus on the job. 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,720 -Focus on the job? -Mh! 87 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:55,960 Ertan. 88 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,120 If you hadn't noticed, 89 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,920 I'm risking my life here. Get your shit together, man. 90 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,800 You're really starting to piss me off. 91 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,040 So sorry, mister special agent. 92 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,040 I'm so damn comfortable in here. 93 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,280 You're the only one whose job is stressful. 94 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,680 Giant black door straight ahead. 95 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,640 It's got the retina scan on the left. 96 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,360 On your three. 97 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,720 Am I supposed to break through the wall? 98 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,000 Two fifteen, then, it's the legionnaire's helmet 99 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,960 pedestal. Fucking concentrate. 100 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,480 The legionnaire's helmet. 101 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,400 The helmet is one o'clock at the most. 102 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,760 You wanna take a break now and discuss or get to work? 103 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:54,520 The mechanism is under the table. 104 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,600 Just plug in the device. The system's ready to go. 105 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,200 You're welcome. 106 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,880 Always be nice to your tech staff, right Agent Nine? 107 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,680 Oh… holy shit! 108 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,160 What's wrong? 109 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,480 Again? Why does she keep calling? 110 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:36,800 Hello, sweetheart. 111 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:38,480 Is someone coming? 112 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,840 This isn't the best time, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 113 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,480 -Ertan! -Down the hall to the right. 114 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,360 My dad wants to talk to you, honey. 115 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,360 -Hey, son, did you see that game? -Yeah, hi, dad. 116 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,920 -I recorded it to watch after work. -Best penalty kick of the season. 117 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,720 Third door. I mean, second, sorry. 118 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:55,880 So we'll need those figures by next week. 119 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,480 Sorry. 120 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:00,680 Get security up here, we have an intruder. 121 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,200 Ertan, baby, I'm starting to think you don't like me. 122 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,520 Yeah, I've got my father-in-law on the line, give me two seconds. 123 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,440 I walked into a meeting and they called security. 124 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,320 Shit! 125 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,120 You're right, they're on their way. 126 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,600 You two, cover the stairs. Move, move! 127 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,160 You two, go to the boardroom. 128 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,000 If I make it out, I swear I will get you fired. 129 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,960 For crying out loud! Fuck! 130 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:27,560 Ertan! 131 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:32,360 I got carried away earlier, and I apologize for being so harsh. 132 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,400 But if the helicopter's not on the roof when I get there, 133 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,400 You're so full of yourself, Nine, you forgot we all wentthrough the same basic 134 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,280 training. 135 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,960 I know how to throw punches, handle weapons, escape capture, 136 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,040 you're not that special. 137 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,200 The only reason you're out there, and I'm in here is because people think 138 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,080 spies have to look like movie stars. 139 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,320 But only one of us is typing up the post-mortem on this mission back 140 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,200 at HQ, right? 141 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,840 Someone's been reading too much of his own fan mail. 142 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,200 Bring it on, Nine. 143 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,680 Finish this and we'll settle this at HQ. 144 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,840 Right here like you thought, boss. 145 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,760 Excellent. 146 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,480 Such a masterful operation, 147 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,360 youreally killed it on this mission. 148 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,120 We were on the edge of our seats watching it all go down. 149 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,320 You don't know how much I've wanted this. 150 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,560 This is Zoran Dragic signing off with love to all his viewers. 151 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,680 What the hell happened out there? 152 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,040 It started with Ahem operational 153 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,320 issues that caused some communication 154 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,680 breakdown, 155 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,120 and, as I stated in my report, I got a migraine and took some 156 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:04,520 aspirin and it caused a minor security glitch. 157 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,240 Minor? 158 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,680 Yes. 159 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,560 You've been seeing a therapist once a week for months, isn't that right? 160 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,360 -We know, but does your wife? -No, 161 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,360 Seda doesn't know. 162 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,200 I mean, it's more like paying someone to chat 163 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,000 and listen to my personal stuff. 164 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,440 You're still required to report this to HR, though. 165 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,720 The rules here at DISCO are very clear; 166 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,320 whoever you share things with 167 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,080 has to have been fully vetted. 168 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,240 I've had a lot of sleepless nights for a while now. 169 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,960 Not just because of the job, but… 170 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,120 a lot of the um…stress 171 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,040 linked to performance comes from here. 172 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,640 Although I don't think it's affected my work or caused any major problems 173 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,520 so far. 174 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,600 Bring it on, Nine. Finish this and we'll settle this at HQ. 175 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:48,760 No! 176 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,160 Nine! Oh my God, I can't breathe. 177 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,760 Fuck! 178 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,760 I lost one of my best and most valuable agents. 179 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,680 And along with Agent Nine 180 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,760 we lost the device with the launch codes. 181 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:05,160 And you royally fucked up the best van in my fleet. 182 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,240 Mr. Vehbi! 183 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,920 Don't talk to my agent like that. Get the fuck out. 184 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,800 The people paid for that van with their taxes. 185 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,680 Shushittyshush. 186 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,960 You really did do a number on our best van. 187 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,960 Ertan, you're taking a leave from this job. 188 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,880 Three weeks. We've booked you a nice getaway. 189 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:31,840 Relax. 190 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,240 Watch movies, enjoy the sunset. 191 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,400 We'll see what we want to do when you get back. 192 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:38,360 -Good? -Not sure I have a choice. 193 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:39,880 You do not. 194 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:41,800 You can take Seda with you. 195 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,880 I'm sure it'll help get your swimmers into 196 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,080 -home port. -Did my therapist tell you we're tring? 197 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,400 Mhm He's been on our payroll for years. 198 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,200 I can't say I'm surprised, because whenever I'd say something, he'd answer: 199 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,840 'You're too generous with your thoughts.' What kinda therapist does that? 200 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,600 -Enjoy your vacation. -Yes, boss. 201 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:02,440 D.I.S.C.O. 202 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,360 NORTHERN CYPRUS. NICOSIA 203 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,520 Thank you, have a good one. 204 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,440 -The guy who made a scene earlier, -He's probably just a nervous flyer. 205 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,080 I sure hope they send him back. 206 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:19,920 Iswear, Zafer… 207 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,320 if you ever do that again, 208 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,480 I will throw you off the plane myself. 209 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:24,920 What're you so pissed about? 210 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,600 I paid good money for first class. 211 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,520 We get all the food and drink we want, says so right here. 212 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,160 Champagne is included in the price, so where does the waitress get 213 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,080 off telling meand they're cutting me off? Pour me a drink, that's her job, 214 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:34,960 isn't it? 215 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,200 Could you stop being so dramatic. Her jobis to ensure safety, 216 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,200 all she said was that she had to put away the champagne and to put your 217 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,920 -seatbelt on. -For the landing. 218 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,800 I heard her. 219 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,440 Is she the one landing the thing, no she is not. 220 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,640 The pilot's doing that. 221 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,600 But even that's too easy; the computers do all the work and all he has to 222 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:50,720 do is stear straight. 223 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,960 Sure baby, of course. Let's just get to the luggage area. 224 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:55,000 I could do it with my eyes closed. And serve a damn drink. 225 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,280 Can you believe that idiot's stills quawking about the champagne. 226 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,320 Don't let himget to you. We're here on vacation. It's all good, we 227 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,520 finally got the getaway we needed, just you and me and lots of time for 228 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,560 romance. 229 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,600 Sorry if I let it get to me, but it's been a while since I got to travel. 230 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,280 Give me that before you lose it. 231 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,320 But we're here now. 232 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,480 You finally got the trip you wanted Leave the stress behind. 233 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,760 It's just the two of us. 234 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,920 If you recall, I've been asking you to leave the stress behind for 235 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,800 at least three years. 236 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,440 And you were right which is why we have just landed her in Cyprus. 237 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,240 Ertan, wait, you didn't plan too much stuff, did you? 238 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,120 Not between sunset and midnight? I'm putting us on a new schedule. 239 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,240 It turns out sperm are at their top swimming form between sunset 240 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,120 and midnight. 241 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,400 I was kinda hoping we could play it by ear while we were here. 242 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,080 I bought new lingerie. 243 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,800 We can have some extra sessions, 244 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,680 but I really need you to work with me here. 245 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,520 You do want to be a dad, don't you? 246 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,720 Is this your suitcase? 247 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,560 Oh, I guess we should look for our bags, then. 248 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,520 We remind all passengers not to leeave their bags unattended; 249 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,400 any unattend bags are subject to inspection. 250 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,320 -There's mine already. -That's quick. 251 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,760 Hey, where're you going? 252 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,400 Yo?! Stop! 253 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,160 Where do you think you're going with my suitcase? 254 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,840 Ah monsieur, lâchez cette valise. Il s'agit de ma valise. 255 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,480 -I know; but let's stay out of it. -It's the guy from the plane. 256 00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,640 Immédiatement lâcher la valise ou j'appelle la police. 257 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,720 La police-uh! Monsieur, that's my suitcase, and I want it. Get your 258 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,400 -hands off. -And why is he so loud? 259 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,760 Steal from someone else. 260 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,600 Zafer, it's possible we have the same suitcase, look at the name tag to 261 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,040 -You know why I bought this, Aynur? -make sure. 262 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,600 Monsieur, ça suffit, il s'agit de ma valise. 263 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,440 -Arrêtez, voyons! -D'you hear that? 264 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,920 He's trying to make a scene so we give up. 265 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,880 Calm down. 266 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,560 Is Cyprus the scam capital of the world? Is this how they treat people? 267 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,440 Thief! 268 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:26,080 Ce monsieur est complètement fou, appelez la police! La police! 269 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,840 Drop my suitcase. I'm not falling for this. 270 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:30,760 Sécurité! Il est fou! Appelez la police! Tout de suite! Il essaie de voler 271 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,640 ma valise. S'il-vous-plait! La police! 272 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:34,240 The baggage claim isn't where I want to discuss this. I've had it up to 273 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,600 here, and this guy's breaking my eardrums. 274 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,760 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Uh do you speak English? 275 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,840 Yes, of course I do. Thank you for coming. This suitcase is mine. 276 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,360 I just want to go to my hotel. 277 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,320 If this unpolite gentleman 278 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,600 -gives me the permission. -Let's go, he speaks English. 279 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,320 Is it possible you have the same bag? Seriously? 280 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,560 You think there's two suitcases that color? 281 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,000 And he says I'm impolite when he refused to speak English until you 282 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,160 helped him? It's my suitcase. The frog's a scammer. 283 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,040 Pretending he's offended because we caught him. 284 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,560 He wants to talk to you? He should get lost; g'head, tell 'im. 285 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,320 Look, look, look, look, look. I have an idea. Let's open the suitcase. 286 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,200 We will check. 287 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,440 Sounds reasonable. That'll prove whose suitcase it is. 288 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,720 No way, I don't want to open it. 289 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,920 Why don't you want to? 290 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,200 It's private, I have a lot of personal things I don't want you to see. 291 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,720 -This is my stuff, I don't want people -It's still pretty heated, so I'm just 292 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,680 -seeing my underwear. -making sure they're not gonna hurt 293 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,560 each other. 294 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,920 I can't open it because I have toys in there. 295 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,880 -Toys for what? -Toys for having fun at hotels. 296 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:23,760 -Sex toys? -Uhuh 297 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:24,640 Zafer! 298 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,720 We're almost finished. And please don't say anything, I got these as a 299 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,320 little surprise, if ya know what I mean. 300 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,840 Our friend's got embarrassing things in there, but too bad. 301 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:31,720 Dude, come on. 302 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,520 Something for later. 303 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,960 We're all adults here, just open it. 304 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,920 Would you please shut up already, I'm not opening it; it's not the kind of thing 305 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,200 -What is it? -you share. 306 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,080 They're rings that vibrate all the way around, and then make you see stars 307 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,160 -and maybe God. -Rings for your fingers? 308 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:47,320 -Why would I want to vibrate my fingers? -I don't know, maybe you have arthritis? 309 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,200 It's a cock ring. 310 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,080 Zafer. 311 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,040 Coming, baby. Why're you acting so shocked, you made me say it. 312 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,800 I'm trying to be discrete here. It's a vibrating cock ring that drives 313 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,000 you crazy and is all the rage; it's a surprise and I don't want my wife 314 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,720 to see it. Enough with the interrogation. 315 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,520 He's calling the police if you don't open it. Unless it's sitting right 316 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,480 on top, no one's gonna see your ring. 317 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,400 G'ahead, open it. 318 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,440 Open the damn suitcase. 319 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,520 This is my punishment for trying to spice things up a little. 320 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,320 So just open the damn thing, and show everyone our sex toys. 321 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,560 Honey, come closer, I want to tell you something. 322 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,440 So embarrassing. 323 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,760 -Can we please go to the hotel now? -Just so you know, I did this for you! 324 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,760 -Just act casual and don't look back. -Is it the handcuffs again? 325 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,440 No, it's something that Miray told Funda who told Huseyin. 326 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:24,000 He told me it changed his life. He never heard her cry out like that. 327 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,880 So I went and got some; handcuffs are just for foreplay! 328 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:27,760 What the fu… 329 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:28,640 Et voila monsieur! 330 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,520 This is my 331 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:30,400 suitcase. 332 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,360 -Mh! -There you go, monsieur. 333 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,240 -Mh! Voilà! Monsieur! -Zafer, the bags are finally here! 334 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,560 Can you get mine, please? 335 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,080 Please, don't do that again. 336 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,480 Voulez-vous Uh… coucher avec moi… 337 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,360 Ah! 338 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,520 -Forget it. -Such a tourist. 339 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,680 He was rude to you. 340 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,600 I only know "je t'aime" and I can't say that to a dude. 341 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,560 -Honey, -Mm! 342 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,520 -This hotel must cost a fortune. -Mm! 343 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,320 Are you sure everything's paid for? 344 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,200 What's so funny? 345 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,560 Seda. 346 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,480 Don't worry about it. 347 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,040 I told you it's all covered. 348 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,120 My beautiful wife deserves a five-star vacation since she's been bugging me 349 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,240 for three years to get away. 350 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,920 Aaah! Ertan! 351 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,360 I called in a favor with my friend. He works for the hotel chain. 352 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,240 We are going to 353 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,280 check in and enjoy some peace and quiet and relaxation. 354 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,840 Ah! Ah! 355 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,120 Ah! 356 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:25,080 Aah! 357 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,280 Oh! AH! AH! AH! Aw! 358 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,000 Aw! Ertan! It's just petals. 359 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,560 Ah! 360 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,880 Thank you, you're so good. 361 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,280 I don't have any money for gratituities sorry. 362 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,920 Welcome to our hotel. 363 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,120 Welcome to you both. 364 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,000 We hope you enjoyed our small gesture for 365 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:03,880 Your suite is all ready for you. 366 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,760 Special guests. 367 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,880 You're already checked in, and someone will take your luggage for you. 368 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,080 That all sounds great. 369 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,600 Ertan, your friend really owed you one I guess? 370 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,600 Ya know… but he is kind of a show-off. 371 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:27,840 -Zafer. -Hh? 372 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,200 That's the couple who helped us at the airport. 373 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,080 Yeah, it is. 374 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,400 I know they bring the band out for VIP customers. 375 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,280 I don't think so. 376 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,120 I think they do it for everybody. 377 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,520 This kinda placetreats everybody like a VIP 378 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,040 -Watch. Ahem -Welcome to our hotel. 379 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,720 -Hello, how are you? -Good afternoon. 380 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,440 -Checking in. -Zafer Kirik, and my wife Aynur. 381 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,760 Bandirma Hairdressers Blow-dry Cup Champion. 382 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,520 You should have it in there along with the three day gift certificate I 383 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,520 won for our stay here. So far so good. 384 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,000 -The hotel's like the brochure, and the -So gorgeous. 385 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,280 Lovely greeting with the band really takes it to the next level. 386 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,600 Here you are. Your room is all set for you. 387 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,760 What about the band? 388 00:16:58,840 --> 00:16:59,960 And the flowers and stuff? 389 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,000 No. 390 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,840 I guess those guys are important. 391 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,360 Uh… remind to apologize when see Ithem. Mh! 392 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,720 Top of my list, for sure. 393 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:07,720 Thank you so much. 394 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,520 Wow! This is amazing! 395 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,320 Ertan! 396 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,880 I've never seen so many balloons. 397 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:17,880 Mh! 398 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:19,120 This is my favorite. 399 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,560 Just like them to go completely overboard. 400 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,800 -It's funny -Huh! 401 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,360 I don't remember you mentioning this friend. You must be really close. 402 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,240 So close. 403 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,440 A-aah! I love everything in here. 404 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,080 I feel like a princess. 405 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,440 Tss 406 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,880 Oh, Zafer. This is the best room ever. 407 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,280 They even have separate shampoo AND conditioner! 408 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,120 And there's goodies. 409 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,400 Theres body lotion, a brand new shower cap. 410 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,880 Even a nail file! 411 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:54,560 We can ask for extra and take them back to the salon. 412 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,800 -Not on the first day, they'll know. -Then we'll take them off the carts. 413 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:58,680 Sweetie, 414 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,080 thank you so much for winning this prize. 415 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:04,000 This is gonna be so much fun. 416 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,920 D'you throw your back out? 417 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,840 My back, no, why? 418 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,400 Can't a man have two seconds without being asked what he's up to? 419 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,080 That's not what I asked! You've been acting crazyall day, what's going on? 420 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,880 -I have not. You're the one who's crazy. -You're in a mood, I'm taking a bath. 421 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,480 Go take a bath, see if I care. 422 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,360 How do I open this thing? 423 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,840 The ring's in there. 424 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,120 Huh 425 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,440 I guess that's the end. 426 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,720 Are you eating for two? 427 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,040 You don't usually eat rice and potatoes at the same time, do you? 428 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,960 I always panic at the buffet, there's too many choices. And no, I'm not eating for 429 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:01,840 two as you know. 430 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,520 Why would you mix the carbs together, you know you can go back. And it's 431 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,120 -kind of wasteful. -It's not wasteful if I eat it. 432 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,560 And look at the mess you've got going on there. 433 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,840 You're the one who piled it on here, I didn't even want the shrimp; you could 434 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,600 feed a pod of dolphins with this. 435 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,240 Cuz shrimp have omega-threes that'll boost your swimmers. 436 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,880 -Really? -Seafood helps concentration and motility. 437 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,360 -Oh, so now you think I can't concentrate? -No, I mean't your sperm. 438 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,320 -Oh! -Hey, look who's here. 439 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,560 -They flew here with us. -Ah! Right. 440 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,200 With the French guy earlier. With the same suitcase. 441 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,520 Seafood looks good, hunh? 442 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,400 What a coincidence you and your lovely wife staying here, too. 443 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:29,280 Good to see you. 444 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,840 -Bye now. -We love to travel. 445 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,720 Enjoy your stay. 446 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,600 -Bye. -Make friends. 447 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,120 I love rice and potatoes all together. Make me a plate like that, would you? 448 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,360 -You want shrimp? -Eeeh… 449 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:36,240 Oh! 450 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,960 -Holy cow, leave some forthe others. -Good evening, thank you. 451 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,520 We'll be over here By the window. Take your time. 452 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,640 -Okay. -Excellent choice. 453 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,640 -Love the view. -You know there're plenty of other tables. 454 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,240 -This is perfect. I love booths. -They're intimate. 455 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,840 And romantic. My friend. 456 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,800 You saved me earlier. 457 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,960 They say French is the language of love, but that's not whatt hat guy 458 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,160 -sounded like. You saved my vacation. -Don't mention it. 459 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,440 -I swear to God… -My wife, who's off getting 460 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,160 more food but should be here any second, she told me, 461 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,920 'Ohmy god, without him we'd still be standing at the caroussel arguing'. 462 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,800 I kid you not. 463 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,320 -Where'd she go? Aynur! -Wow. 464 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,480 Aynur! Aynur! 465 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,120 Double date, hurry. 466 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,840 I'm starving. Bring the spuds. 467 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,760 Puree, please and spread it out all flat. 468 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,160 Hurry! You guys live in the city, right? 469 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,880 You've got that stressed out look about you. 470 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,520 This is where we're from. Bandirma, ten point five; 471 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,560 only Turkey's greatest place to live. 472 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,400 I was recently crowned Blow Dry Cup Champion. 473 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,280 -Ah, congratulations. -Thank you. 474 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,200 -What does that mean? -It's for making hair look good. 475 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,440 I know what blow-dry means. Was is this contest? 476 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,880 Ah. It's for the industry. 477 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,720 If you own a hair salon for women in Bandirma, you can enter the Blow-dry 478 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,600 Cup competiton, 479 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,520 and we go for twenty-four hours as many clients as we can. 480 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,400 Four bridal parties, 481 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,120 ten perms, forty color treatments and over one hundred blow dries 482 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,480 to win the championship. 483 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,960 -Impressive. -I have a card. 484 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,200 You come see us anytime. 485 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,760 Ahenk Hair Styling, Bandirma. 486 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,240 Here you go. 487 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,160 Just pop in, I'll take you right away. 488 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,200 Ahenk Hair Styling. 489 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,120 It's got all the information on there, so keep it safe. 490 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,480 So you're a hairdresser? 491 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,960 I just told I do more than just cut hair. I like to think of myself as a 492 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,400 -Hairmagician. -Mmh. 493 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:02,280 Zafer the Great. 494 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,640 -So many choices. Hope you like it. -Ah, hey. 495 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,520 I panicked. 496 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,880 -Hi. -I'm glad you didn't wait. 497 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,040 -Our luggage hero. -Good thing you were there. 498 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,160 Uh… Aynur Kirk. 499 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:13,600 We're married. 500 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,480 Mmh. 501 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,080 If you hadn't been at the airport, our entire three days would've been 502 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,840 -ruined, so I insist -Go, girl. 503 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,280 And don't try to argue, 504 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,680 we're buying you dinner. 505 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,720 It's an all-inclusive resort. 506 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,040 -She forgot. -You really don't owe us anything; 507 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,960 your bags would've been sorted out. 508 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,440 I'm sure you two are capable of 509 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,400 -travelling on your own. -You're sweet; 510 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,440 but it's new for us. You have a business card? 511 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,640 No, I work for a company as an accountant. 512 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,640 And my wife teaches kindergarten. 513 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,600 Yeah? 514 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,080 A lot of crying babies and asses to wipe, right? 515 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,080 I have four, so I know what it's like. 516 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,200 You made them all by yourself? 517 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,640 Henh? 518 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,040 You said you had four kids, are you a single dad? 519 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,960 -You didn't say the two of you have kids. -Ah! 520 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:54,840 Haha! 521 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,000 His first wife did all the work with the kids. 522 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,840 Uh… Before I knew him. 523 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,720 I like older men. 524 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,440 It's only been six months; we're still newlyweds. 525 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,120 -Six months already? -Yes. 526 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,480 I thought it was six weeks. 527 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,360 -Congratulations. I mean it. -Thanks. 528 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,880 This is our honeymoon since it's hard to get away when the salon's so busy. 529 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,720 Working together's not always easy. 530 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,200 But we're all friends here, so I know you'll understand what I mean. 531 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,320 Uh, after my first marriage didn't work out, 532 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,280 I gave upon love. 533 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,880 Then this minx comes out of nowhere. 534 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,360 Applies for a job doing nails and all of sudden Aye not so hard. 535 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,000 Then I fell in love with her; 536 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,640 I was on a roll, you pulled too hard and ruined it. 537 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,760 So my kids. 538 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,000 They live with their mom most of the time but… 539 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,640 we're very close. This is them. 540 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,040 -Cute, aren't they? -Mmh 541 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,520 -Yes they are. -You've very lucky, congrats. 542 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,880 We're probably going to start working on another one soon. 543 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,920 One or two more. We should start trying real soon. If you guys don't have any, 544 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,240 you should try; it's exhausting but also rewarding as hell. 545 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,800 Please don't be offended. 546 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,760 It's my husband and mine's first vacation in three years, 547 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,000 he saved you and you feel a connection, 548 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,080 -and so, he helped out, right, doesn't -I helped out. 549 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,400 Matter, and basically that's in the past now. 550 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:00,280 Okay? So, 551 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,680 if you'll excuse us, we need some time to ourselves. 552 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,280 Quit eating. Let's go. 553 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,280 One more. 554 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,160 Ertan. 555 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,080 -I'm coming. -I'm tired. 556 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,880 Nice to meet you, enjoy your meal. 557 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,440 -Honey?! -Coming, coming. 558 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,000 Did you see the mountain of shrimp that guy put away? 559 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,480 I love shrimp; we can share. 560 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,520 Okay, but we're not eating his leftovers; get some fresh ones. 561 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,360 Shush, just sit and enjoy the view. 562 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,320 You were pretty harsh back there, honey. 563 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,720 I couldn't help it. 564 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,960 He was droning on and on about his kids, it was so annoying. 565 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,760 I do think they're a pretty nice, don't you? 566 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,920 You think I'm a bad person? 567 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,360 I'm so impatient these days, Ertan. 568 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,880 You're a frickin' saint, honey. 569 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,840 Don't beat yourself up over that idiot. 570 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,720 We're here to get some well deservedrest and enjoy that fancy suite of ours. 571 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,640 Ertan? 572 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,720 Is that so we stay on schedule? 573 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:58,840 Of course. 574 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,520 -Although this alarm isn't for love -Mmh. 575 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,440 Making, this alarm is to remind me to get some champagne. 576 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,520 -You know how I love bubbles. -Yes I do. 577 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,240 You go on in. Just relax. I'll be right back with the bubbly. 578 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,400 Champagne and caviar. 579 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,240 -Don't take too long, mama's thirsty. -I'll be quick, I promise. 580 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:14,960 Why're they calling? 581 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:40,760 Hi, boss. 582 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,240 Ertan, I know you're on vacation. 583 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,920 Normally, we wouldn't call you when you're on leave, 584 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,960 -but we have a situation. -How bad? 585 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,080 Zoran Dragic. 586 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,480 The one who killed Nine. 587 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,080 He's a Serbian terrorist wanted by Interpol. 588 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,600 We're doing everything we can to capture him. 589 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,840 And retrieve the nuclear launch codes he stole from us. 590 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,800 This is urgent. 591 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,120 Should he launch, 592 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,920 millions of innocent lives will be wiped out in seconds. 593 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,880 Well, 594 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,080 I'm sure there's a few bad apples in there. 595 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,360 It's funny you should say that, because there's someone else. 596 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,440 Dragic's just a middle man, but we don't know whose pulling the strings. 597 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,680 No one's ever seen him. 598 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,400 So for now the name is… 599 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,760 -Alpha dog. -Alpha dog. 600 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,280 Dragic's meeting with Korean buyers in Malta was compromised, so there were 601 00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:26,320 last minute changes. 602 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,480 They rescheduled a new time and location. 603 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,000 That's a good move. 604 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,800 Would you care to guess where it's at now, Ertan? 605 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:36,680 Mmh. 606 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,040 Ertan. 607 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:43,120 The exchange is supposed to go down in the hotel we just put you in. 608 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,120 Ah. So you're going to relocate us so we should pack up and head out. 609 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,400 That was the plan because Agent thirteen was on this assignment. 610 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,320 Only he was tortured and killed in Riga so he's gone. 611 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,280 Ohh 612 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,000 Thirteen is gone, too? 613 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,440 Which one was thirteen, again? 614 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,560 I lose track of all the names and numbers. 615 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,920 Was he the blond one with the mean streak or the long-haired anti-vaxxer 616 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,400 -with the stutter? -Ertan. 617 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,920 Boss?! 618 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,320 There are dangerous entities trading nuclear launch codes 619 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,360 heading your way and you're the only one who can stop them. 620 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:19,800 Ahh! It's a mission. 621 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,480 You're asking me to replace Agent Thirteen in a pinch, 622 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,160 only my specialty is tech support. 623 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,160 So I'm not saying no, 624 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,880 I just don't think I can go after terrorists, I'm more of a behind the 625 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,560 scenes guy. Anything to do with computers, I'm good. 626 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,560 You went through basic training, didn't you? 627 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,480 You can do this. 628 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,600 And anyway, all the equipment for this mission's already at the hotel. 629 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,640 I'm not built for confrontation. 630 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,120 Am I not getting through to you? 631 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,760 I think the connection in here is no good; it sounds 632 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,000 like you want me out in the field, and I can't. 633 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,320 -I'm not your guy. -Ertan! 634 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,360 Either you follow my orders and go after these guys like I tell you, or pack 635 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,600 your bags and tell your wife you got fired. 636 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,080 It'll take a miracle for me to get it from them. 637 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,920 A miracle and top-notch spy shit. 638 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,320 Agent seventy-three, we're counting on you. 639 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,080 Why can't you get Seventy-two? 640 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,080 I mean, there's like sixty other agents, before me. 641 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,760 We have helicopters on stand-by. 642 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,320 This Dragic sounds like a real bastard. 643 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,520 Who does he think he is? 644 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,960 Asshole's got another thing coming. 645 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,960 We're gonna mess that fucker up, we're gonna shove those nuclear codes 646 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,000 where the sun don't shine. 647 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,040 Nuclear codes, what the hell are you talking about? 648 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,920 I'm in! 649 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,480 I was stationed in Alanya fora my military service for a year, putting 650 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,560 -terroritsts in their place was my job. -You mean, tourists. 651 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,760 No differene, trust me. 652 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,320 There's a huge difference, tourists are just loud and drunk. 653 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,200 Huh. I don't know why you were listening, or what you think you heard earlier; 654 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,600 but it's just an ongoing joke with my colleagues when one of us is on vacation. 655 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,160 That's bullshit and I know that lady's your boss. 656 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,600 I also realize a good agent wouldn't trust just anyone, 657 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,960 So I'm going to show you I don't have any wires. 658 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,080 Or bugs or spying gizmos; I'm just a loyal patriot. 659 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,480 I've put in fourten hour days on my feet for years, I 'm in shape. 660 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,720 I am a wizzard with scissors! I love my job, but if your boss wants me to 661 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,800 use my skills for this mission, then I'm all in. 662 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,920 Zafer, put your clothes back on. You misunderstood, there's no mission. 663 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,160 I heard her say mission; Right after she rose 664 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,600 and before she evaporated or whatever that was. 665 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,320 There could be millions of orphans if we don't stop them. 666 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,160 I don't want that on my conscience. 667 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,720 I read this in the parenting book. 668 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,560 Babies recognize the voices and music they heard in the womb so we'll 669 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,480 be singing to my belly a lot. 670 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,720 I'll learn new songs. 671 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,920 They have blue eyes and see blurry when they're new, I love it. 672 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,240 It goes away later. 673 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,800 Their little hands and feet get cold easily, so we have to be careful. 674 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,120 The best place to check if their cold, though, is the neck. 675 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,800 We'll turn up the heat if it is. 676 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:46,920 -Ertan. -Uh! 677 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,800 I took a lover. 678 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,520 Yeah, I forgot, I'll make sure it gets done, though. 679 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,640 Ertan. 680 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,600 -Ah! -You're not paying attention. 681 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,960 Ah-ah-ah- ah-ah I got light headed. You try blowing this up. 682 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,000 Are you staring at girls? 683 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,200 -No -Are you checking out the hairdresser? 684 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,360 Hair magician. 685 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,400 Hair magician! 686 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:03,920 -Zafer. -Mh! 687 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,960 They don't want to hang with us, they just want peace and quiet. 688 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,120 That was just and excuse cuz they think they're better than us. 689 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,680 Nobody, and I mean nobody, is better than we are. 690 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:13,800 I'm kinda thirsty, you go in while I get some drinks. 691 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,080 -I wanted to swim together. -We'll swim together after we drink. 692 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,880 -Get somewater while you're at it, honey. -Sure, yeah. 693 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,760 You absolutely need to slow down on the booze. 694 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,600 The hotel staff brought you to the room, half-conscious. 695 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,480 You passed out right away but you kept 696 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,360 So I got a little drunk! 697 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,240 Mumbling about a ring in your sleep. 698 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,960 All that stress on the plane and the bags, 699 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,240 and all that shrimp made me thirsty. 700 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,360 You wanna call the police on me while you're at it? 701 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,960 I'm going to get us some drinks. 702 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,160 I'll get us some drinks, then we swim. It's a free country, I can go at the 703 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,040 same time. 704 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,120 Do you work as a team? 705 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,840 -A team of what? -Come on. 706 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,160 -Your drinks, sir. -Thank you so much. 707 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,880 You knocked me out with a super-sonic tranquilizer, my friend. 708 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:05,880 -Super what? -Come on, man, don't play innocent. 709 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,120 I've been in your sights since welanded here. 710 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,000 In my sights? 711 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,360 You and your wife invited me and my wife to sit with you in a public place 712 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:13,440 with tons of windows. 713 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,360 Covered all the view points. All those reflections. 714 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,840 Then I whip out my wallet to show you 715 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,720 my family and 716 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,000 all of a sudden things get tense. You and your wife go, 717 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,120 knowing I would feel I insulted you and want to make it right 718 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,880 so I follow you, she goes in you sneak down the hall, 719 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,760 then that lady comes out of thin 720 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,640 you get me to take all of my clothes off, 721 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,640 air talking spy shit, 722 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,640 cuz you don't want your prints on my clothes, 723 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,480 and then I show you how I'm not wired but 'Schlock!' supersonic blaster in 724 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,360 my face. 725 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,280 -Go on. -I don't know, maybe you're bisexual. 726 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,880 If I were, I'd have told you to bring your toys. 727 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,360 You're a secret agent, then. 728 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,600 Those are the choices? Really. 729 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,880 I took advantage of you or my boss is running a network of spies. 730 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,520 Look, we were on the same plane. 731 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,240 The flight was bumpy and there were drinks. 732 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,880 They cut you off, you had luggage issues, 733 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,560 you got here, you had more champagne and passed out. 734 00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,440 Or you saw God, 735 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,160 if that vibrating ring works like you say it does. 736 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,640 Maybe you tried it out and you gave it too much juice. 737 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,200 It's your honeymoon, Zafer. 738 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,240 Relax and enjoy it. 739 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,520 Too much juice? 740 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,320 I wasn't there, but come on… it's gotta be. 741 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,520 I don't remember much after I followed you to your room. 742 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:13,560 Must've been the bubbles. 743 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,960 -I gotta lay off. Is that your phone? -Leave the stress behind. 744 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:16,840 Uhuh! 745 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,080 Here's my phone number in case you need it. 746 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:20,760 You never know. 747 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,960 Hair Magician Zafer's the contact. 748 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,880 I'm here for three days if you need anything, or if you just want to 749 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,760 grab a beer. 750 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,320 -I mean it, I still feel like I owe you. -I know where to reach you; thanks again. 751 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,800 -I wasn't following you. -Of course you weren't. 752 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,600 -Take care. -You should try these. 753 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:36,480 They're good. 754 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,240 Sure, if you insist; I was gonna order something else. 755 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,160 Aynur! I got us fancy cocktails. 756 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,400 -Ooh. -They're free. 757 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,800 PARKING LOT-2 758 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,080 Oh, your timing sucks. 759 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,880 Hehh? 760 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,080 Christ, 761 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,760 I can't figure out where to sit in this damn thing. 762 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,520 Hom am I supposed to figure out how to stop bad guys? 763 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,000 Phew, 764 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,160 at least the pedals are in the same place. 765 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,000 Seatbelt… and we're off. 766 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,320 Ready seventy-three? 767 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,120 Jesus, Sukru, don't call me that. 768 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,120 You got this, Ertan. 769 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,480 D'you get a camera in here? 770 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,480 I don't see one. 771 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,600 The rearview mirror. 772 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,040 That's a good idea. 773 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,240 The lens. 774 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,840 The coffee thermos, on your left. 775 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,680 Thermos. Anything else? 776 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,680 A hundred and fifty liras behind the 777 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,640 -sun visor. -Sun visor. 778 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,200 A rosary on the gear stick, and gum in the glove box. 779 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280 The rosary is a transmitter? 780 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,360 No, it's just a rosary. Supposed to be oltu stone. 781 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,040 Geez I don't have time to pray. 782 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,400 I suppose the gum is the explosive? 783 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,560 Just spearmint far as I know. 784 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,160 Thank god it wasn't something fruity; Sukru, 785 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,080 if I get in there and the crap hits the fan, what do I do? 786 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,560 Bro, this is strictly surveillance. 787 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,560 No intervention. Just point and shoot. 788 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,160 Argh shit! 789 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,760 I was supposed to be on vacation. 790 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,080 Are you in? What's the hold up? 791 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,840 The system's a bit slow in here, but I'm almost in. 792 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,400 Just a few more seconds. 793 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,920 And we're good. 794 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:14,840 Are you there yet? 795 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,680 I've got eyes on the prize. 796 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,600 I got a ride from the bus station with my brother in law and we stopped for 797 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,480 coffee. 798 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,680 You need to brush up on your lingo, you can't say' are you there yet'. 799 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,680 -You gotta ask me if I'm in position. -I was trying it out. 800 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,640 We've been going freestyle since you got canned. 801 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,600 I was suspended. 802 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,680 Obviously I'm still working. 803 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,600 My bad; sorry. 804 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,520 Can you get any sound? 805 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,160 No. 806 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,800 Bro, Zoran Dragic is the only one who knows who Alpha Dog is and where 807 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,680 he's located… 808 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,360 Most likely, he's talking to the Korean buyers on video call 809 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,520 If they're on a computer screen, you need to get a visual. 810 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,560 If I try to do that, I'll be in their line of sight. 811 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,600 It's better if I wait to see if I can get a shot from here. 812 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,200 What kind of gum is this for fuck's sake, Sukru! 813 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,520 Are you trying to kill me? Jesus. 814 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,200 Somebody's in here! 815 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,240 -AAAAAH! -AAAAAH! 816 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:26,920 Sukru! 817 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,520 There. Hurry up! 818 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,720 After him! Hurry up, get in the cars. 819 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,960 Ertan, get in! 820 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,520 No, bro'! What are you doing? 821 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,680 -Sorry, I forgot the steering wheel was -There's a door 822 00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,040 -on the other side. -on this side. It's so stupid. But 823 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:48,920 step on it! Go! 824 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,880 Why would you make cars that drive on the wrong side of the road? 825 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,160 Who cares, fasten your seatbelt and shut up. 826 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,040 It's so impractical, I don't get it. 827 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,240 I am not supposed to confront bad guys. 828 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,000 I'm a technical support specialist for fuck's sake? 829 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,000 Fate brought us together, bro; we're gonna see this mission through. 830 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,560 You and I are not on a mission! 831 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,960 You're a fucking hairdresser! 832 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,200 Hair magician, alright. 833 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,640 Finish him! 834 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,640 They're shooting. 835 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,920 Stay down, Zafer. 836 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,320 Stay down, my ass; these guys don't know who they're dealing with. 837 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,760 AAAAH! 838 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,040 How did you find me, my wife doesn't even know where I went. 839 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,840 I added your phone to location sharing on my phone when I shared my number. 840 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,760 Your security sucks, are you sure you passed agent training? 841 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,520 Ugh! I told you I'm not an agent! 842 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,120 I don't work in the field! 843 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,680 Bullshit! If you're not an agent, why are guys shooting bullets at us? 844 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,560 Ah! 845 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,440 -Ugh. -Ugh. 846 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,280 You might be chickenshit, but you are an agent. 847 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,840 Your boss said ahalf a billion lives are at stake with those codes. 848 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,560 You throw out new numbers like you're converting to old Lira. 849 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,600 Is that good or bad? 850 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,240 Who cares, just watch the road. 851 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,480 Hold on tight, I'm gonna lose one of 'em. 852 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,120 Aah! 853 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,720 If we die here today, there's one thing I want you to know. 854 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,560 It was an honor to serve my country with you. 855 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,880 Crash into that walland get it over with drive, drive! 856 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,560 Hell no. The coward dies 857 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,560 ten million deaths, 858 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,880 -the brave man only once. AAAAH! -AAAAH! 859 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,760 Watch it, watch it, there's a car coming! 860 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,040 Jesus take the wheel! 861 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,600 I'm born to be an agent, you wanna know why I believe that, Ertan? 862 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,480 I really don't. 863 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,440 It runs in the family. 864 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,280 He was my dad's little brother. 865 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:44,400 My favorite uncle. 866 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,280 He was my hero. I grew up listening to his stories. 867 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,200 I guess he didn't keep secrets like he should 868 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,240 He died in Singapore. 869 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,040 I swore to myself that day 870 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,400 I would avenge his death. 871 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,240 And I can finally say I'm doing that. 872 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,360 I'm crying now because of you. 873 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,720 Your family's been running small businesses in Bandirma for generations. 874 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,960 Your uncle sells pottery in a small shop in the Merkez Efendi area. 875 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,560 He's never been out of the neighbourhood 876 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,360 he has two grown kids who are married, and his bank account shows he 877 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,240 deals mostly in cash, 878 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,120 and when he says he's playing chess with his buddies he's actually with 879 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,360 a waitress named Suzan. 880 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,920 -Your aunt should divorce that asshole. -They got back together, then? 881 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,640 We already broke them up twice; he swore that it was over. 882 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:40,280 The heart wants what it wants. You saved my life back there, thank you. 883 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,560 S'what partners do, man. 884 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,000 Oh! Pfff! 885 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,920 Partners is a stretch. 886 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,920 I tell you exactly what to do. 887 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:52,080 You follow my orders, no questions whatsoever, understood? 888 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,800 If this is gonna work, you follow my lead, Zafer. 889 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,000 -You swear? -Swear on my mother's life. 890 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,720 You won't regret this, Ertan. 891 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,480 Is that one of those self-steering cars? 892 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,080 Windshield was already shot. So… 893 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,240 good riddance. 894 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,640 Okay, so… 895 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,000 my dad's partner, the one we call Uncle Gazanfer, 896 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,480 He is your biological father. 897 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,640 -What?! -Just seeing if you're listening. 898 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,400 -That's mean, you can't go making jokes -Works like charm every time. 899 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,640 Like that. Uh-oh! Suspicious civilian eleven o'clock; watching us closely. 900 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:33,640 -He's got glasses, could be recording. -Looks like a potential threat, partner. 901 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,720 He looked like he was spying. I'll stun him real quick, let me have it. 902 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,720 -For God's sake! -I know you have one. 903 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,480 Ertan, 904 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:47,240 everything you need to continue your mission is in the room you just entered. 905 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,320 It's come to our attention that Dragic is a huge fan of the singer performing at 906 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,280 the cabaret this evening. 907 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,000 Your next task is to switch places with the singer before the start of 908 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,760 the show, and get close to Dragic. 909 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:58,840 You'll convince him to take you up to his room where he keeps his computer and 910 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,920 the only way to communicate with the Alpha Dog. 911 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,720 Best of luck, Agent Seventy-three. 912 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,920 You have to plug this thing in? 913 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,880 No, I had it set up to jam signals. 914 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,800 So no one could access the room. 915 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,880 That's too bad, it's a really nice one. 916 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,920 Yesssssss. 917 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,960 Oh yeah! 918 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,920 Undercover disco D.J.? 919 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,520 Department of International Spyness and Crime Organization is what it stands for. 920 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:28,200 So there's no dancing? 921 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,400 It's an acronym hh. 922 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,760 -That's spy lingo? -Sure. 923 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:31,640 Cool. 924 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,040 Do all agents get this stuff? 925 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,520 You shouldn't do that. 926 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,160 I'm using your cologne cuz I sweat so much earlier. 927 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,040 Besides the fact we trust each other with our lives; 928 00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,320 you can't be calling dibs, man. 929 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,120 I told you at the car, that you need to follow my orders and I told you 930 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,160 -not to touch that. -Where're we going? 931 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,160 Tell me what you don't see? 932 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,560 It's glass, I can see everything. Should I pretend I don't? 933 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,800 I don't see my right hand. 934 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,640 Do you see fingerprints anywhere? 935 00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:58,760 Oh my god! 936 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,480 It's only temporary, it wears off in twenty minutes. 937 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,440 Do not mess with anything else in my kit, because nothing in here 938 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,840 is actually what it seems. 939 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,360 I think I'm getting used to being an agent. 940 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,440 I love the adrenaline rush, man, it's intense. 941 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,320 I can do this. 942 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,200 I'm a natural. 943 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,680 Cocaine! 944 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,280 This is the real deal, right? 945 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,360 No. 946 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:20,720 I'd swear it's Columbian. 947 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,200 We try to be as accurate as possible. 948 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,160 By the way I made a reservation 949 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,000 so we can take the girls out. 950 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,560 I think our wives might be feeling a little neglected. 951 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,960 Good idea, and that way they won't be suspicious. 952 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,840 I hope you picked somewhere expensive, we deserve something fancy; 953 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,080 write it off as expenses. 954 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,320 Speaking of writing, this pen works, right? 955 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,640 -It works by injection. -Oww, shit. 956 00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:43,240 It contains a strong hallucinogen. Don't touch it. 957 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,440 Did you touch the pen? 958 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,760 Course not. 959 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000 Honey, how much longer 'til I'm forgiven? 960 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,000 I haven't decided. 961 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,520 You left me waiting for you like an idiot. 962 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,680 You said you would stick to the schedule I gave you, but I'm not sure you really 963 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,440 -want this. -You don't mean that. 964 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,320 -I wanted to be there; but Zafer -Zafer. 965 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,120 -Was really in a bad way. -Blink twice if you hear me. 966 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,360 Why are you making me eat with these people I don't want to be 967 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,080 -around them. -I felt bad for ditching them. 968 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,920 We were cranky and tired and we were pretty rude. 969 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,760 We'll enjoy the evening, I'm sure they're not that bad. 970 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,680 I think he might be high on drugs. 971 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:37,800 Whatever was wrong with him, 972 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,480 -I don't think you fixed it. -How about we raise our glasses? 973 00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:41,560 Cheers to vacation. 974 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,200 I don't know what happened. 975 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,600 He's usually so social and won't stop talking. 976 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,320 Too much sun, maybe. 977 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,920 Y' got a name, kid? 978 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:23,880 Zafer. 979 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,680 Where are you from. 980 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,680 Bandirma, sir. 981 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,760 Bandirma? 982 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,240 You owe it all to the ferry. 983 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,680 The ten-point-five thank you. 984 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,760 We're very grateful. 985 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,640 Tomorrow we proclaim the Republic. 986 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,160 Tomorrow is Tuesday? 987 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,760 I'm available after noon. 988 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,480 The Republic is our legacy. 989 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,240 You will need to nurture it and make sure it can flourish. 990 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,360 We can always dream, sir. 991 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,880 Take care of yourself, kid. 992 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:02,440 Sir? 993 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,880 It was a good dream. 994 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,960 You didn't stand up and show your respect. 995 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,400 I'm so glad we found this place. 996 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,280 Let's raise another toast. Drink up. 997 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:44,920 Ertan buddy. 998 00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,760 Those mushrooms were something else, I was spaced out. 999 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,640 I went back in time and met Ataturk. 1000 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,480 Is this water going on your bill, cuz the minibar's a fortune. 1001 00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,160 You're lucky I had the antidote. 1002 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,200 Without it, you might have gone all the way back to the Letter Reform. 1003 00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,440 The letter reform? Ahem 1004 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,320 Ohh, the alphabet. 1005 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,000 Did I miss anything? 1006 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,760 Is the mission compromised or are we still on for the cabaret. 1007 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,920 You weren't out of it for that long. Everything's still a go. 1008 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,640 The trickiest part will be getting the laptop out of his room 1009 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,280 -without getting caught. -It's coming back to me and 1010 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,560 I'm not hearing colors anymore, 1011 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,000 but I feel quite emotional. 1012 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,720 Tell me how I look? 1013 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,040 This whole mission relies on one thing: 1014 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,800 convincing him to take me up to his room after the show. 1015 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,920 Then hopefully we prevent world-wide disaster. 1016 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 Aah! Aah! 1017 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:32,280 Ertan. 1018 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,800 You must've given me the wrong antidote! 1019 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,520 I don't even know what I'm seeing. 1020 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:37,760 Get a hold of yourself. 1021 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,640 It's me! Your partner, Ertan. 1022 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:42,480 This is silocone camouflage made with nano- technology. 1023 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:48,720 Camouflage technology? 1024 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,880 Why'd you get such a fine ass? 1025 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,200 Everyone's gonna notice it, you're gonna draw too much attention. 1026 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,000 Why're you being such a pervert; it's how it came out. 1027 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,440 I asked you how I look, not if you like my ass. 1028 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,320 I have to learn how to act like a lady and walk in heels 1029 00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,200 and figure out 1030 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:04,800 how to flirt with that dirtbag so he takes me up to his suite. 1031 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,840 Alright, I got you. The dress is classy. 1032 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,800 Nice earrings. 1033 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,640 The butt can work if he's an ass-man. 1034 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,440 -Mmh -If he's not… 1035 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,840 how far are you willing to go for this mission? 1036 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,120 Maybe you'll have to have a cocktail or two before you… 1037 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,480 Quiet. You'll be in my ear. 1038 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,960 You'll come interrupt if things get out of hand. 1039 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,880 -Got it? -Uh-huh. 1040 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,520 Before I forget, my phone. 1041 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:25,440 It's got an alarm on it. I'm supposed to be in my room with 1042 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,040 -my wife at ten fifty one; -Okay. 1043 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,080 Not fifty two or three; 1044 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,080 fifty-one exactly. 1045 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,080 If she messages me, text her back so she thinks it's me. 1046 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,400 Right. No problem. 1047 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,680 Now bro'; your voice? 1048 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,240 -How do we fix it? -Nice catch. 1049 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,880 Choker. Right here. 1050 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,400 Can you put it on, please. 1051 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:44,840 Ahem 1052 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,040 -I meant on me. -Sorry. 1053 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,280 That does make more sense. 1054 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,200 -Come on. -Your hair; watch it. 1055 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,800 -Good? -Keep holding it, like that. 1056 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,040 -Yeah? -Mmh. 1057 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,200 -Eyes up here, please. -Them birthday cakes are distracting. 1058 00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,840 You want it snug, don't you? 1059 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,800 Chokers are so sexy. 1060 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:03,160 They are. 1061 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,240 You smell good, is that vanilla? 1062 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,320 I'm enjoying it too. 1063 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,760 -Excellent choice. -It came with the suit. 1064 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,400 It's the singer's scent. 1065 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,080 You guys thought of everything; but I don't think hiding your Adam's 1066 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,560 -apple's gonna be enough. Ahem -Alright. 1067 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,440 Turn. 1068 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,240 What's up, Zafer? 1069 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,640 Am I still on drugs, now you sound like woman. 1070 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,120 -A totally sexy one. -Pffff! 1071 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:25,600 This is too Ahh! 1072 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,360 -You're a hairdresser, right? -Hairmagician. 1073 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,560 You can do something with this, can't you? 1074 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,320 With one hand behind my back. 1075 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,320 I gotchou. 1076 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,440 Unbelievable. 1077 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,680 Really. I don't know about the up-do. 1078 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,040 It's looking a little pageant-y. 1079 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,880 Ms. Alim just and I just wanted to wish you good luck. 1080 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,600 Make us proud tonight, Ertan. 1081 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,840 That's very nice of you. 1082 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,000 We appreciate your DNA for this costume. 1083 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:58,440 Even my voice is the same. 1084 00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,800 How did you do that? 1085 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,040 You're sweet, but honestly the voice was the easiest part thanks to deep fake. 1086 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,640 Between recordings of you on stage, at the cabaret, on television, 1087 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:07,120 with phone taps. 1088 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,200 With phone taps? 1089 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,440 Seventy-three, you can hang up now. 1090 00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,320 Whoever did the camouflage of her needs their eyes checked. because 1091 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,480 -this man looks nothing like her. -Don't talk to him like that. 1092 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,640 He looks beautiful. Now get the fuck out! 1093 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,160 -Zafer, baby. -Huh? 1094 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,520 Are you finally back to normal? 1095 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,360 Yeah, yeah hundred percent. I was out of it earlier, but now I'm excited and 1096 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,480 my blood is pumping; Super sexy saxophone, yeah? 1097 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,880 Un-hunh. You're blood's pumping? 1098 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,920 -Of course. -You want to play my sexyphone? 1099 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,600 -Right here? -Mhmm 1100 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,280 Our room? Damn I don't have the safe key. 1101 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:37,240 Our safeword is 'gel'. 1102 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,480 I know that. I meant the key to your heart. 1103 00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,920 -You already have that. -This is Ertan as Alim. 1104 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:42,800 Hey, Alim. 1105 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,640 -Who's Alim? -Did Seda text me? 1106 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,480 -I don't know. -Is there someone else, Zafer? 1107 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,040 -Check my phone. -Sorry, bro. 1108 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,760 Are you having an affair, cuz I am not your 'bro. 1109 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,360 Zafer! I think I'm gonna throw up. Lock eyes with me when I get on stage 1110 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,120 -to calm my nerves. -Locking eyes. 1111 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,600 You better not look elsewhere. If my eyes aren't enough, my 1112 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:00,360 butt should catch your attention. 1113 00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:02,600 -I'm your damn wife. -Zafer. 1114 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,880 This hairdo is a bit much, I 'm afraid; it's throwing off my balance. 1115 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:06,920 Ladies and gentlemen, 1116 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,640 please give a warm welcome to tonight's special guest, the Queen of Jazz, 1117 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,520 Alim! 1118 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,000 I'm very unhappy 1119 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,160 these days 1120 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,160 Always rebellious 1121 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,960 I'm so tired 1122 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:53,040 The dark fate written on my forehead 1123 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,840 Doesn't fade away like death 1124 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,000 She has a beautiful voice. 1125 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,800 -It's the choker. -She choke under pressure? 1126 00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,680 No, the choker is for voice control. 1127 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,880 It's not a bullet wound, 1128 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,080 It's a love wound inside 1129 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,040 It doesn't heal 1130 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,400 My love, where are you? Are you in the hotel? 1131 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:29,040 Tell him not to mention my name again 1132 00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:30,000 -I love you. -Me too. 1133 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:30,880 Love you so much. 1134 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,080 Tell him, I haven't forgotten his lies yet 1135 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:45,040 Tell him I kept his sins for the afterlife 1136 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,240 Tell him, so he knows 1137 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,720 You might have the schedule wrong, your wife's asking where you are. 1138 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,560 Tell him so he knows 1139 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,640 Should I text her, "stop asking, woman"? 1140 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,720 Don't write! 1141 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:59,880 He'll never say my name again 1142 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:06,680 Tell him, you haven't forgotten the timing 1143 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:07,960 Oh right, thanks for reminding me; 1144 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:08,840 Tell him I kept his sins for the afterlife 1145 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,520 I'll tell her you'll be in the room at Not fifty-two or fifty-three. 1146 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:13,600 Right? Ten fifty one. 1147 00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,440 Tell him so he knows... 1148 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,760 Should I write that or not? Just blink once for no. 1149 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,960 Tell him! So he knows! 1150 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,600 Her voice is so sensual, 1151 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,800 but there's something in the lyrics, 1152 00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,960 I can't put my finger on it. 1153 00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:34,960 I agree. 1154 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,480 And whoever did those ass implants on her went way overboard. 1155 00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,000 I told him it'd draw attention. 1156 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:41,600 You were talking about her ass? 1157 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,080 Him who? Were you talking about her with? I'm starting to get pissed for real. 1158 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,240 Her manager! We met outside the bathroom. 1159 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,320 Now if the interrogation's over and you're done with the jealousy, 1160 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:50,920 can we just listen to the damn singer or we leave. 1161 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,120 Thank you so much. 1162 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,280 -You did it! -She's a professional; of course 1163 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,520 -she did it; but it was very emotional. -So professional. And that choker, I think 1164 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,400 that doesn't hurt. 1165 00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,200 Have the lady join me for a drink. 1166 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,680 The gentleman would like you to join him at his table. 1167 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,760 Good cover. 1168 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,040 Disugise a prostitute as a singer. 1169 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,120 I just had to compliment you in person. 1170 00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:22,120 You're sweet. 1171 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,800 -I can't imagine that life. -Ertan, you poor sucker. 1172 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:27,760 Hey, weren't they supposed to meet us here? 1173 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,400 I don't remember what their plans are, you told me to forget them, didn't 1174 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,280 you? 1175 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,520 "Where's Ertan? Where's Ertan?" I'm not his babysitter. 1176 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,160 What's your name, good lookin'? 1177 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:36,760 You can call me Zoran. 1178 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,240 -It's a pleasure. -'Pleasure's all mine, Zoran. 1179 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,680 Why doesn't she have a drink? 1180 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:44,840 Thank you, uhmhh 1181 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,120 -To jazz. -To jazz. 1182 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,080 May I ask what you do? 1183 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,400 'May I ask what you do?' 1184 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,080 Why don't you just say 'Handsup, asshole'. 1185 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:56,960 It's so obvious. 1186 00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,840 Could you ask me again? 1187 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,080 Uh… I… 1188 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,760 only asked… what it is you do. 1189 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,280 You could recite the phone book. 1190 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,280 Your voice is just as romantic, 1191 00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,720 down here in person as when you're up on stage. 1192 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,200 Ha! 1193 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,880 You don't want to hear it first thing when I get up. 1194 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,920 I don't know about that, but to answer the question, 1195 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,440 -I'm in business. -Mmm! 1196 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,720 That's kind of vague. 1197 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,520 You're one of those successful people who don't like to share too much. 1198 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,920 My industry can be brutal. 1199 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,560 So it's better for everyone involved to know as litttle as possible. 1200 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,760 I say we forget about work, and talk music. 1201 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:34,520 I'm here to have a good time. 1202 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,880 -Cheers. -You're gorgeous. 1203 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:39,800 Mh 1204 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:45,720 Oh yeah, that's it, right there. 1205 00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:47,800 The gentle caress on the arm, brother. 1206 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,200 Nice and slow, up and down, that's soooo good. 1207 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,480 Tilt your head. Close your eyes, bite your lips like you love it, man. 1208 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,520 Sigh a little. You love it. 1209 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,760 Zafer, I've had enough! 1210 00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,760 You want to join them?! 1211 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,360 Of course I don't want to join, I only want to watch. 1212 00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,960 Acting like I'm some pervert in a night club. 1213 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,560 I need the bathroom. If you don't mind, of course. 1214 00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,160 Man, the wife's getting suspicious. 1215 00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,040 And looks like you'll be a while. 1216 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,480 You keep flirting, I'll text Seda, don't worry. 1217 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:19,920 Yah. 1218 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,360 Is the drink bad? 1219 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,400 I meant 'yes'. 1220 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,280 So glad I said 'yes' to coming over when you asked me. 1221 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,600 The first of many 'yeses', I hope. 1222 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,120 So impatient, jesus christ, and I can't fucking talk to her. 1223 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,640 Dear Seda… 1224 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,240 Hold on, my darling, 1225 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,560 I have a special treat for you, 1226 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,360 I want everything to be perfect for our session. 1227 00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,360 Don't get your panties in a… 1228 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,480 please wait quietly in the room. Nice. 1229 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,160 Let's go to my room. 1230 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:07,320 I'm in the john, I'll be there in a second. 1231 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,200 I just have to ditch Aynur. Hold on. 1232 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,560 Aynur? 1233 00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:29,640 Thank you. 1234 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,960 Oooh! Wow, wow, wow, wow. 1235 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,720 It's like a palace, I didn't know there were rooms like this here. 1236 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,520 It looks big because of the decor. 1237 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,680 It's not the decor. This suite is huge? 1238 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,160 Do you like huge things? 1239 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:50,920 In proportion. 1240 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,440 Excuse me while I freshen up, my lady. 1241 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,320 Take your time. 1242 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:28,640 Go, go, go, go. 1243 00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,280 He really needs to upgrade this fucking thing. 1244 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:37,720 Are you packing?! 1245 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,080 God-damn cheater! 1246 00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:40,160 What the fuck? 1247 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,080 Why did you marry me if you wanted to go around fucking other women? 1248 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,120 -I can barely keep up with fucking you. -So why are you sexting Seda, then? 1249 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:47,800 -Seda? -Is it that bitch? 1250 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:51,600 I don't know. It's her. Ican explain, it's not even my phone! 1251 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:55,320 -You're disgusting, I hate you. -Zafer what's going on, what'd you do? 1252 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,720 Man? What man? Are you sleeping with men, too? 1253 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,320 -Crap's hitting the fan, I gotta go. -Zafer, wait. 1254 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:01,200 Don't go. 1255 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,600 They have some… 1256 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:12,640 really nice soap in there. 1257 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,400 I could run a bath for us. 1258 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:15,480 Later. 1259 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,560 I feel thirsty. 1260 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,200 We can talk some more. 1261 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,880 Performing uses a lot of energy. 1262 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:27,440 I need to recover 1263 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,760 before we getin the tub 1264 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,880 and I show you my true talents. 1265 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,480 Uh… 1266 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:36,280 I don't normally, 1267 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,840 invite women to my room, but there's just something about you I can't resist. 1268 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:40,880 I feel the same way. 1269 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,160 You're the only client I've ever followed back to his room. 1270 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,240 Aynur, I swear to God, I'll slit my wrists. You'll be haunted by guilt for 1271 00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,720 the rest of your life. 1272 00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,480 There's plenty of towels! Do it! I'll watch! 1273 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,840 You don't mean that; I know you don't. Aynur! 1274 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,400 Since the day we met, I've been obsessed with you and only you. 1275 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,160 Filthy liar! I heard you! 1276 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,880 I followed you to the men's bathroom. 1277 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,360 She's fucking married, Zafer. 1278 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,360 I know, her husband was at dinner with us before the show. 1279 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,240 I'm insulted you think I would bang her skinny ass; 1280 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:06,640 you're filet mignon, she's fish sticks. Honey, 1281 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,200 one day I'll explain. 1282 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,520 Forget it! Fuck your explanations, Zafer. 1283 00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:13,160 I'm getting myself a lawyer. 1284 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,600 Get out before I lose my shit. 1285 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,080 If you dent that, they'll charge it to the room. 1286 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:18,960 Go ahead, open it. 1287 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,320 Your mistress is here. 1288 00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,720 Ya have to think the worst of people. Don't you? 1289 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:23,600 Pff! 1290 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,160 Fuck you! 1291 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,360 Bitch whore!! 1292 00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,040 -Hey, Seda. -Hohh! 1293 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,160 -Where's my husband? -That's kinda sexy. 1294 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,040 You have other sounds like that? 1295 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,160 No, that was… 1296 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,560 my vocal exercise. 1297 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,640 My throat's a little dry 1298 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,200 -but did you really like that? -You have no idea. 1299 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:43,080 That was music to my ears. 1300 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:44,760 I'm only here one night. 1301 00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,960 I have a beautiful woman with me. 1302 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,120 One who looks like she enjoys a little choking. 1303 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,000 Mh 1304 01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:04,880 That tickles. 1305 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,320 I'll still respect you. 1306 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,400 But don't start playing hard to get. 1307 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:21,520 I'm just afraid I'll fall madly in love with you and get hurt. 1308 01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,000 Mh! 1309 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:26,720 Wait! 1310 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,280 Who sent you? 1311 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,120 You're the one who's a bitch-whore; where's my husband? 1312 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,920 Yeah right, you're here to seduce mine, aren't you? 1313 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,040 -No one's seducing anyone, Aynur. -You think I'm into this idiot? 1314 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,480 Now you're just being mean. 1315 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:42,560 Ah! 1316 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:45,920 Ah! 1317 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,000 Zafer!T he crap hit the fan! 1318 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,000 -I got you, baby I gotta go. -Who're you calling baby? 1319 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:52,840 Who was that, Zafer? Was that my Ertan? 1320 01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,480 Why do you have his phone? 1321 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,000 Zafer! Come in! 1322 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,520 Ertan, I'm in the middle of something, hold on.! 1323 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,920 If that's Ertan, where is he? 1324 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,720 If this is some kinda three-way, I will fucking kill all of you! 1325 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:14,560 Zafer! Ertan said he would be late because 1326 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,880 you did something to my husband, didn't you? 1327 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,800 I'll explain everything over breakfast. I just really have to go. 1328 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,360 -Tell me what you did with my husband! -I swear, no more secrets after this. 1329 01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,440 -Zafer shut up you can't tell them shit. -It's torture, man. 1330 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:31,800 Where the hell is Ertan? I know you know where he is, so tell me. 1331 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:36,040 -Are you having a thing with her husband? -If you hurt him, I will murder you both. 1332 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,760 -You're up to something, I can tell; -It's starting to make sense, you booked 1333 01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,240 -I'm calling the cops. -this hotel so you could… 1334 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,160 Happy now, Aynur?! 1335 01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,000 Look what you've made me do! 1336 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,000 Does he like it a little rough? 1337 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,800 We got the Alpha Dog. 1338 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:13,280 What time is it? 1339 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:14,920 Eleven. 1340 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,040 -Dragic? -Neutralized. 1341 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:18,600 Seda? 1342 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,160 Neutralized. 1343 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:21,040 -Hh? -Hunh. 1344 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,280 In what sense? 1345 01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:25,000 With the stunner. 1346 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,760 Argh! Zafer arghss. 1347 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:32,800 Oh 1348 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,680 if you only knew the night I've had, partner. 1349 01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,160 How am I gonna explain things? 1350 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,400 Seda's gonna ask for a divorce for sure. 1351 01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,800 No she won't, man; she loves you; I saw it. 1352 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:41,800 Pfffff! 1353 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:42,680 We'll see. 1354 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:45,000 You look exhausted. 1355 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,760 -Let me help you with that. -Huh. 1356 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,040 This fucking camouflage is so sticky. 1357 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,320 Will it come off if I rip it? 1358 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,680 It's silicone; it'll come off if you pull hard enough. 1359 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,000 You're a real hero, buddy. 1360 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,000 You look so beautiful. 1361 01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,000 -It's hard to resist. -I know. 1362 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,400 -Did you guys kiss? -How're you gonna explain things to Aynur? 1363 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:04,560 She knows everything? 1364 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,040 I'm telling you I had no other choice. 1365 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,000 -It's your phone that got me in trouble. -You got me in trouble with my phone, too. 1366 01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:11,880 It's not his fault. 1367 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,960 I went nuts when I misunderstod what I overheard. 1368 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,760 Then I called Seda a bitch-whore. 1369 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,360 It got worse from there, but 1370 01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:18,560 he wanted to help you. 1371 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,480 I zapped you with that thing, how could you do that to my wife?! 1372 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:24,240 You never told me it could go off, I was a stupid accident. 1373 01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,440 It kept her from calling the cops, though. 1374 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,160 Pfff! It is so important, 1375 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:30,640 no one else finds out. 1376 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,440 This is top secret and has to stay under wraps, Zafer's mouth already jeopardized 1377 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:35,600 the entire operation. 1378 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,680 If you could keep it to yourself, and please 1379 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,800 don't tell Seda since I'm trying to keep her out of all this. 1380 01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:41,840 Ertan, stop. 1381 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,960 I'm the one clients confess to. 1382 01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:44,960 True! 1383 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,240 In one ear and out the other. 1384 01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:47,400 What my right hand knows 1385 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,560 -never gets told to my left. -Never gives. 1386 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,440 Huh? 1387 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:52,080 The expression is talk with one hand give the other. 1388 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,760 -Anyway, let the man finish his lecture. -You swore on your mother's life 1389 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,240 you would obey orders. 1390 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:58,760 You ignored every single one. 1391 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,160 You said I couldn't tell your wife, not my own; 1392 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,240 besides, this way my work'll improve. 1393 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,760 I'll be so focused and she won't be suspicious, right? 1394 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,200 One last thing I forgot to tell you is Ertan killed someone in self defense. 1395 01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,400 Why the hell would you tell her about that? Jesus. 1396 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:12,400 -Sorry. Whoops. Shhh! Last one. -Ertan. 1397 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:14,360 Ertan. One more question. 1398 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,000 Can you tell me who? 1399 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,720 It was him. dude just sat down over there. 1400 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:26,560 He's here. 1401 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,960 I think Ertan missed. 1402 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:34,720 You two go there; Stay out of sight. 1403 01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,360 -Let me handle this. -On the bed. 1404 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,240 Okay, baby. 1405 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,960 -Pfffff! -Calm and casual. 1406 01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:41,320 Shhhh! Ahem. 1407 01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,600 Good to see you, boss. 1408 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,720 I was just about to report the excellent news I have for you. 1409 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,760 -Last night… -Ertan. 1410 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,840 You're off the case. 1411 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,000 Are you cancelling the mission? 1412 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,080 You're being replaced. 1413 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,360 You've broken protocols, and 1414 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:57,800 shared ultra sensitive DISCO information with unvetted parties. 1415 01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,880 I think there's some kind of mix-up here, boss. 1416 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,640 -Who's on the bed? -The bed? 1417 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,360 There's surveillance camera's in there. 1418 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,320 I can see all three of you right now. 1419 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,280 Zafer and Aynur Kuruk, we own a salon in Bandirma 1420 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,240 Shut the fuck up! 1421 01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:14,920 You two, listen to me, 1422 01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,320 I won't repeat it. 1423 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:21,040 Should you utter a single word of what you've heard regarding our work 1424 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,880 or this particular mission 1425 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:25,360 your days will be numbered. 1426 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,200 Seventy-three 1427 01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,040 your days with DISCO have unfortunately come to an end. 1428 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,200 The organization thanks you for your service. 1429 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,680 You have been terminated. 1430 01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:37,320 Good luck. 1431 01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:40,560 You got fired! 1432 01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,320 We cost our friend his job because we didn't hide ourselves from his boss 1433 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,200 better. 1434 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,480 No, Aynur. I was already on probation for another fiasco. 1435 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,720 -But you're sweet for saying that. -Traitor. 1436 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:51,600 -Who? -Your boss. 1437 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:52,680 -Henh? -I've seen it. 1438 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,200 It's the plot of a million Hollywood blockbusters. 1439 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:59,200 I saw three Mission Impossible movies and it was the boss who was the traitor. 1440 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,800 The bitch was working for the Russians all along and double 1441 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,360 crossed Ethan. This bitch is doing the same thing! 1442 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,920 Shut your fucking mouth! 1443 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:07,360 You had Ertan looking like a damn drag Queen with that awful up-do! 1444 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,240 Your mother's the traitor for bringing you into this world. 1445 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,680 You call me a bitch again, I'll rip you a new one. Asshole. 1446 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,400 I'll make youre life miserable. 1447 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:14,640 Sounds like harassment. 1448 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:15,800 -Yes. -Enough, Zafer. 1449 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:17,600 Come on. 1450 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:18,920 That woman doesn't know us; 1451 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,920 we've got equipment, we're a team, we can do this. 1452 01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,880 Continue the mission; we're so close. 1453 01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,560 No. Mission's over. 1454 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:27,080 They took my career. 1455 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,920 I can't let them take my wife too. 1456 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,000 Ertan, come on. 1457 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,400 I'll help you catch Alpha Dog. 1458 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,200 -Come on. -You two take care. 1459 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,680 Zafer? 1460 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:46,160 Is the migraine any better? 1461 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,040 Tss. 1462 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,720 -Like you care. -Go ahead, girls. 1463 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,760 Come on. Are you angry we have to go home early? 1464 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:55,320 Why would I be angry? 1465 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,320 You said your boss called. 1466 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:00,320 We don't have to leave today. 1467 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,520 I can get someone to cover and we'll have one more day together. 1468 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:04,400 What do you say? 1469 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,760 -Huh? -You set off the scanner. 1470 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,360 Please check all your pockets. 1471 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,760 I can find another hotel; with a spa so you can get a massage. Come on. 1472 01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:14,400 It's fine, I'll go to the spa at home. 1473 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:17,160 You must still have metal on you somewhere, coins, zinc, iron, copper, 1474 01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:18,800 keychain souvenir. 1475 01:07:19,720 --> 01:07:20,520 Seda. 1476 01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,000 There's something I've wanted to tell you for a while; 1477 01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,640 -it's been eating me up inside for months. -Don't bother, he told me. 1478 01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,080 What do you mean, who told you? 1479 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,360 Your new buddy, Ertan. 1480 01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,560 That Zafer Hair Magician Champion, whatever. 1481 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,560 -He told me everything. -God damn that stupid hairdresser! 1482 01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:34,760 He wasn't supposed to! 1483 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,120 He swore he wouldn't say another fucking word. 1484 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,600 Watch your language. I'm the one who's pissed off. 1485 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:40,280 Unless you're the welter-weight champion, put the belt in the bin. 1486 01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,120 After this we're gonna search you. There's other people waiting. 1487 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,440 Fucking, Zafer. Such an ass! 1488 01:07:44,520 --> 01:07:46,560 What exactly did that idiot tell you, I'm curious. 1489 01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:49,160 The worst part was that I heard it from that idiot. 1490 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,040 I swear I was going to tell you when we got home from vacation. 1491 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,120 I thought I was the person you could confide all your deepest 1492 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,280 -secrets to, instead you told him. -Honey. 1493 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,960 Are you looking to get strip searched? 1494 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,960 Last chance, take off the shoes. 1495 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,840 Seda, it's not my fault, it's the timing. 1496 01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,880 I wanted to tell you so many times, but… 1497 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,440 I had to wait until our seventh wedding anniversary to tell you all this. 1498 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:07,480 Our seventh anniversary? 1499 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,560 But you told that idiot after a couple of days? 1500 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,720 Anyway, we're not gonna make it to seven. 1501 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,760 I just found out the man in my wedding pictures, 1502 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:17,800 is a totally different man who's been lying the whole time we've been together. 1503 01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,560 You're gonna have to go through one more time. 1504 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,400 Take everything off or tell me there's a metal plate in your head. 1505 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,560 I don't have that. Is this what you want? 1506 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:26,440 Hanh?! 1507 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,400 You want me to take everything off, 'buddy', I'll take everything off. 1508 01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,200 -There! You want the boxers too, officer? -I like those briefs. 1509 01:08:30,280 --> 01:08:33,280 -Get a move on buddy; we've got a -I want to know exactly what that bigmouth 1510 01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,000 -flight to catch. And put your clothes on. -told you. 1511 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:39,200 What he told me is that our marriage is a lie, for God's sake! 1512 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:41,880 -I don't even know who you are. -My job required it. 1513 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:42,960 You'd be in danger if I'd told you the truth. 1514 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,600 I never lied about my feelings, though. I love you. 1515 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:46,640 And since when is the truth dangerous? 1516 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,240 In my line of work it can kill you. Get your head blown clean off. 1517 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:50,200 The Mint Bureau?! 1518 01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:51,800 The Mint? I'm in the Secret Service; DISCO! 1519 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,880 I'm so confused, what the fuck is DISCO? 1520 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,160 Are you saying you're a spy? 1521 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,480 -Thank you. -You have a good one. 1522 01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,360 Thanks. 1523 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:15,440 So you're telling me you work as a secret agent for the government? 1524 01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,320 Yes and no. 1525 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,920 You're only an agent if you're out in the field undercover. 1526 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,480 -I do most of my work inside a van. -But, you're considered an agent? 1527 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,160 More like a tech… 1528 01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:25,880 Uhm… what… 1529 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:26,760 uh… 1530 01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,160 the numbered agents risk their lives, and I do all the tech support for 1531 01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:30,040 their missions. 1532 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,040 I'm their eyes and ears via top-level communications. 1533 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:32,920 I work… 1534 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,000 on the same mission as the agents, but I'm not considered one. 1535 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,480 If you're not an accountant… 1536 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,360 who are the people I meet when I decide to pop in for a lunch date? 1537 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:43,160 Colleagues, mostly. 1538 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,040 But none of us work in accounting. 1539 01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,400 We're trained to pretend we have regular jobs. 1540 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,160 So they're all government agents. 1541 01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,040 Yes. 1542 01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,360 What about Zafer? 1543 01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:54,360 You work with him, too? 1544 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,960 No, he's just a hairdresser! 1545 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:56,880 Hair magician. 1546 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:57,760 Hair magician. 1547 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:01,480 That idiot he did spy on me that first night. 1548 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,280 My boss called me to take over and he eavesdropped on the whole thing without 1549 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:05,160 my knowing. 1550 01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,040 That meant I had to keep an eye on him to make sure he didn't tell anyone; 1551 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:09,240 and things kept spiralling. 1552 01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:12,160 He saved my life when he followed me a second time, though. 1553 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,400 So we owe that maniac debt of gratitude? 1554 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:16,720 That maniac did keep me from getting shot. 1555 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,800 It sounds like you didn't mind dodging bullets. 1556 01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:27,720 Ertan. 1557 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:31,280 I am so proud to to call you my husband. 1558 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,920 I'm a very lucky woman. 1559 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,440 Even though you lied through your teeth for years which I'm still 1560 01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,320 mad about. 1561 01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:41,680 But I know you had to, because my husband always puts me first. 1562 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,520 I know I pushed really hard 1563 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,080 because I feel my clock is ticking. 1564 01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,440 No, you didn't push, honey. 1565 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,000 I wanted to start a family. 1566 01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:53,160 I'm sorry I lost sight of the fact that you are my family, Ertan. 1567 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:56,960 I think this crazy mission… 1568 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,320 is one you should finish. 1569 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,120 There is no mission. 1570 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,000 I'm not DISCO anymore. 1571 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,520 Well fuck those damn assholes. 1572 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,400 It's okay, I did deserve to get fired. 1573 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,840 And this thing is dangerous. 1574 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,640 -Ertan Gümü! -I can't be going after… 1575 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,320 There is nothing as dangerous as your determination. 1576 01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,560 You know what I'm thinking? 1577 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,600 What? 1578 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,800 That spies are sexy. 1579 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,560 I've been sleeping with an accountant who's got a lot more tricks up 1580 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:23,960 his sleeve, and I'm getting all knds of ideas for when we get home. 1581 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,720 Seriously? It turns you on? 1582 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,080 -Ertan. -Huh? 1583 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,720 I think the mission's still on, honey. 1584 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,880 -Over here, sir. -What for? 1585 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,960 You set off the scanner. 1586 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,000 No, I didn't; I took everything out, I didn't beep. 1587 01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,840 -Sir, go back through. -Over there! 1588 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,240 -A teacher, hairdresser and manicurist, -You have to go back through. 1589 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:46,440 -Sorry, sir, we're in a hurry. -A dream team if I ever saw one. 1590 01:11:46,520 --> 01:11:48,360 Oh My God! You're still here, we made it. 1591 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:49,480 Can we convince you to 1592 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,400 not to go home yet? 1593 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,080 -She thinks spies are sexy. -Ha! 1594 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,480 Cool! You shouldn't keep secrets from your wife. 1595 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,160 -Right. -Did you track my location? 1596 01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:58,040 You live in Istanbul and we're on an island. 1597 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:01,160 If you want to get home you gotta swim or get on an airplane. 1598 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,600 You sure he's not an agent? 1599 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,240 Sohh, the team's all hare. 1600 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:06,680 Let's get moving. 1601 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,560 Yesss! 1602 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,800 Our biggest advantage is that we know who we're looking for. 1603 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,440 We don't know his name, but we do know his face. 1604 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:25,880 For now, we stick with Alpha Dog. 1605 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,000 Can't we just go with Alpha? 1606 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,200 I was thinking Ethem. He was my best friend growing up. 1607 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,000 Way catchier than Alpha, don't you think? 1608 01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:33,280 How about Coral, it's my favorite nail color. 1609 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,480 For the love of God, we're not chaning the name. 1610 01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:38,200 The data I retrieved from Dragic's computer indicates he'll deliver the 1611 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,160 codes tonight at midnight. It'll be happening in the penthouse suite of the 1612 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,120 -hotel. -This looks like a good spot. 1613 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,120 You can only access it with a fingerprint scanner, and it's safe to say that 1614 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,840 fingerprint belongs to Alpha Dog. 1615 01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,960 He'll have some of his men at the door and on the inside. 1616 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,440 This is where you come in with your cart, Aynur. 1617 01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:55,960 Ertan to Aynur, can you hear me? 1618 01:12:56,040 --> 01:12:57,680 Hi, Ertan. I'm freaking out. 1619 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,960 I'm gonna throw up hh. 1620 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,240 All over my cart. 1621 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:03,200 Take a deep breath, Aynur; you got this. Try not to get sick, okay; you're 1622 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:04,080 doing great. 1623 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:04,960 This is so stressful. 1624 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:05,760 I think I'm gonna be sick. 1625 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,800 My body's sweating in ways I never thought possible. 1626 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:10,160 I don't know how you've done this for so long. 1627 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,040 Seda, 1628 01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,960 don't be so hard on yourself, you've survived years of kindergarten, remember? 1629 01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:17,520 You have all the security cameras for the hotel and casino on your screen. 1630 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,800 I'll tell you exactly what to do when the time comes. But stay alert: 1631 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:23,080 Let me know if you notice anything unusual 1632 01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:25,560 or that catches your attention for some reason. 1633 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:26,880 You gotta be kidding. 1634 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:29,160 Ertan, I'm in position. 1635 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:30,800 Excellent; I knew you could do it. 1636 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,360 Now we just stick to the plan. 1637 01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,280 As soon as you're done, you get outta there 1638 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,440 and get your marriage to this clown annuled. 1639 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,480 Aynur, 1640 01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,320 it's the room all the way at the end. 1641 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,200 There are two guys at the door, so be cool. 1642 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,720 You're a natural, honey, good job. 1643 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:44,680 That's because I have the very best teacher. 1644 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,520 Now I really am gonna barf, shushh. 1645 01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:48,480 Hello, gentlemen. 1646 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,920 Uh… your complimentary beverages. 1647 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:54,920 Elite members only. 1648 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:57,880 For your hydration and so your hands stay soft yet manly. 1649 01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,160 And big and strong like yours. 1650 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,520 Why are you commenting on these guys looks, are you trying to make me 1651 01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,400 jealous Aynur? 1652 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,240 Ignore the clown; you're doing great. 1653 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:08,120 Thank you, sir. 1654 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,360 Don't linger is all I'm saying. 1655 01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:14,440 Good evening, gentlemen. 1656 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,320 We'll take care of that. You can leave. 1657 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,640 You'll do it yourself? 1658 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,360 If you insist; enjoy your cocktails. 1659 01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:29,560 It's getting steamy. 1660 01:14:29,640 --> 01:14:31,080 But not how my husband thinks. 1661 01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:34,320 -That means she triggered the gas, Zafer. -I deserved that one. 1662 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,040 I'm in the hall. 1663 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:42,880 I'll go change, but I'm not putting on another wig, they're way too hot. 1664 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,640 Seda, come in. You're up, honey. 1665 01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,640 What do I press? 1666 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:49,000 We'll start with controlling the table so Alpha Dog get sit to himself. 1667 01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:49,920 Is it not your job? 1668 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,680 It's already set up, left click the window. 1669 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,280 -Left what? -The yellow square. 1670 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:55,360 Left click on the yellow square. No, hold on. 1671 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,960 Use control, alt, F eight, 1672 01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:57,840 up above. 1673 01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,400 -Up above? -The function key, above the letters. 1674 01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:03,080 Above the letter is numbers and the signs. 1675 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,040 No up above the numbers, you have the funcion keys. Never mind, I'll figure 1676 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:06,920 out. 1677 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,800 He's playing with thousands. 1678 01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,280 -How's it going, my friend? -You're ridiculous. 1679 01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:26,160 I said we have to be discreet, and you come in looking like a Vegas lounge 1680 01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:28,280 -singer. -Yeah, soI don't get recognized. 1681 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:31,000 Nobody knows you here, the point is to not get noticed. 1682 01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:32,120 Anyway, you ready? 1683 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,760 Just hand over the chips. 1684 01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,560 -Are you watching the cameras, honey? -No, I'm not, Ertan. 1685 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,480 You said you were gonna figure it out. 1686 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,320 Seda, is this a goodtime to talk with that tone in your voice? 1687 01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:49,200 I'm sorry, okay? 1688 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,520 Okay, so what's next? 1689 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:51,880 Get ready for the reader. 1690 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,600 For the prints. Go get 'em. 1691 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,120 Aynur, come do your thing. 1692 01:15:56,200 --> 01:15:57,240 Coming. 1693 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,600 Timing is key, team, show me what you've got. 1694 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,040 -I think I like this one. -Hey, boss. 1695 01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:07,360 -And this… -Look at this. 1696 01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:08,880 That's okay, it can wait. 1697 01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,480 -Oh, alright. -Okay. 1698 01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:14,840 -On this one? -Excuse me? 1699 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:17,080 -I believe this is yours. -No, on this one. 1700 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:17,960 You dropped it. 1701 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,640 It was on the floor, you dropped it, sir. 1702 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,000 Oh, thank you! 1703 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,240 All good. Zafer, you're on. 1704 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,160 Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! 1705 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:42,040 Pardon me! 1706 01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:44,200 I think you have something of mine? 1707 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,760 I dropped a chip earlier, a black one, I guess it fell out of my pocket 1708 01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:50,200 -and rolled under there. -Is there a problem here? What's going on? 1709 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:51,400 Uh… I saw a black chip under the table and I thought this man dropped 1710 01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:52,280 it on the floor. 1711 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:53,320 I dropped it on the floor it's my thousand. 1712 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,960 I was in this zone thirty seconds ago, 1713 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:58,160 -check the cameras, they'll show you. -Hey we don't need to argue. 1714 01:16:58,240 --> 01:17:00,520 Check the cameras on table eleven; the gentleman in the white jacket says 1715 01:17:00,600 --> 01:17:01,520 he dropped a chip. 1716 01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:04,880 The camera's will show us who dropped it. 1717 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:06,480 So, no need for the camera. 1718 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,360 Keep it. 1719 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:09,800 Uh so I'm fine not checking the camera if you're settling it. 1720 01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:11,600 -It's fine. -I'm not willing to settle! 1721 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:12,480 It's yours. 1722 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:13,360 Come on! 1723 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:15,440 I don't want anyone to doubt the truth or think I was lying. 1724 01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,440 I want to prove my innocence. Cameras saw the whole thing. 1725 01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:21,720 -Just show everyone it's mine. -You're killing me, just be quiet. 1726 01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,600 And then 1727 01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:23,840 cocktails on the house. 1728 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,840 I'll have a glass of champagne you bring it over here while I wait; tell 'em 1729 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:27,720 to pour a good one none of that cheap stuff. 1730 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:29,600 -Why does he refuse to leave? -Uh… 1731 01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,040 He dropped it. 1732 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,440 -See?! -Hey! 1733 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,480 It's yours! 1734 01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:34,560 Keep it and go play. 1735 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:37,400 -Go play, the cameras proved it's yours. -Please, don't worry about it. 1736 01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:39,360 Like a goal disallowed by video review. 1737 01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:40,760 -So we're good, sir? -Sure we're good, of course. 1738 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,040 There's just one last thing, uh this floor's prob'ly filthy 1739 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,400 Hand spray. For germs. 1740 01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:45,600 Just spray a little on. 1741 01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:46,520 Clean your hands. 1742 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:47,400 It's lemon. 1743 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:48,280 -Sure. -Let me. 1744 01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,680 -There. That's it. -Lemon? 1745 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:53,080 I love lemon, Lemon. Lemon. Lemon lemon. Lemon for everyone. Thank you, have a 1746 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,760 good day. Good luck. Hope you win. See ya. 1747 01:17:54,840 --> 01:17:57,680 -I hate that shit. -You're a sick bastard, you know that? 1748 01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:58,880 What a fucking idiot. 1749 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:02,800 I got it done, didn't I? 1750 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:05,160 We've got fifteen minutes before it wears off. 1751 01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:07,320 Shit. I left my card in one of the slots. 1752 01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:09,520 -I'm just gonna go get it real quick. -Forget it, there's no time. 1753 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,280 I put good money on it; I'm not just gonna let it go to waste in there. 1754 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,760 -Pstt -I'll be really quick. 1755 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:14,760 Aahhh! Stupid ass! 1756 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,160 Alpha Dog's leaving. He stopped playing. 1757 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:23,320 Stay calm everyone. 1758 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:26,880 Alpha Dog and Dragic are right behind you. 1759 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,400 Please, take your time while they leave. 1760 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:33,040 -He's… -Hey, look! 1761 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:34,760 Jackpot! 1762 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:36,720 Jackpot city! 1763 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,840 I hit the five million! 1764 01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:42,240 -Wooh! Baby we hit the jackpot! -God damyou to fucking hell, Zafer. 1765 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:43,560 We just won five million! 1766 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:47,040 Did ya see that? I did it, I hit the jackpot, this is a good day. 1767 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,400 Thank you, thank you very much. Baby, did you see? 1768 01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:52,280 This is so crazy! 1769 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:54,320 Congratulations. Let's pop a bottle of champagne. 1770 01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:57,480 Wow! This is incredible! Oh wow, champagne! Like a champion! 1771 01:18:57,560 --> 01:18:59,560 -I love it! -This is great! Congratulations! 1772 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:00,600 Thanks, thanks, thank you. 1773 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,000 Let's have a toast. Go ahead. 1774 01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,440 -You're so lucky! -You're not taking that outta my winnings, 1775 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,320 are you? 1776 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,040 I love this day! 1777 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:13,560 This jackpot?! 1778 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:16,160 Do you think I have to pay any taxes on it? 1779 01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:18,840 I've never won a jackpot, but I think they keep some. 1780 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,120 We still get about four point one million if they take eighteen percent, that's 1781 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,480 I don't know the tax rate. 1782 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,720 Ask them tomorrow when you get the cheque. 1783 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:25,600 Good, right? 1784 01:19:25,680 --> 01:19:26,480 Are you nuts? 1785 01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:27,720 Tomorrow's too late, we gotta get that in the bank right away; I sent my 1786 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:29,480 -wife to go get it. -You did what? 1787 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,040 -I sent Aynur. -Aynur, come in. 1788 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:33,880 Where are you? Can you please go meet Seda in the room. 1789 01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:34,960 No problem. 1790 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,920 I'm just about to leave with the millions on a card. 1791 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,560 I'll be done in just a minute. 1792 01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:41,280 I can't believe you're doing this. 1793 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:44,880 We're up against a criminal mastermind and you're cashing your cheque. 1794 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,600 She said they put in on a card. 1795 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:51,960 Coast is clear. 1796 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:52,840 Quiet. 1797 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:54,880 Seda, we need an update, honey. 1798 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,880 -Go ahead. -Is Alpha Dog still in the casino? 1799 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,120 He is, but he's not gambling. 1800 01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:02,120 Okay, on the bottom right hand corner of the screen there are colored squares. 1801 01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,240 Green and yellow. 1802 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,880 I'll tell you which one to click on in just a minute. 1803 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,520 -Roger that. -Nice one, partner. 1804 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,600 Gonna look through walls with ultra- sonic lazer tech shit. 1805 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:14,480 Congrats on the jackpot, Zafer. 1806 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:15,640 I'm very happy for you. 1807 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,600 Thanks! 1808 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:18,720 This could really change our lives. 1809 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:22,520 The salon's doing alright, but we've actually been saving up to buy a car. 1810 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:26,040 And we want to do some renovations, so we can expand. 1811 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:28,960 But, depending how much they took out, we might not have that much, and five 1812 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:32,040 -million these days, with inflation… -Do I need to stun you? 1813 01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:38,400 Hold this for me. 1814 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:39,840 What is it? 1815 01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:42,280 A depth perception alternating mobile projector. 1816 01:20:42,360 --> 01:20:44,880 Mission Impossible had one. When Tom Cruise used it to sneak into 1817 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,680 the Russian something or other, 1818 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,120 it's a frame that moves with you kind of invisible? 1819 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,200 I didn't see that one. 1820 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:53,240 One of my friends works in import-export, and I asked him if he could get me 1821 01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:54,640 one, but he said no. Customes won't allow it. 1822 01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:57,600 I really wanted to get one for my kids, so if you don't need it after we're 1823 01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,520 done, can I borrow it? 1824 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,200 -Of course you can't. -Dammit. 1825 01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:01,080 Seda. 1826 01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,080 Please click the green button on the count of three. 1827 01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:04,280 So on three, you mean? 1828 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,480 Or after you count to three and then I click on it? 1829 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:09,000 No… it's… 1830 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:10,280 One, two, three. 1831 01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:11,920 That's confusing, bro. 1832 01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,680 It's either 'Honey 1833 01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:15,000 one, two, click; 1834 01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:16,680 Or one, two, three, then… 1835 01:21:16,760 --> 01:21:17,680 bam. 1836 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:18,760 One. Two. Three. 1837 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:19,640 You click on it. 1838 01:21:19,720 --> 01:21:22,200 Why are you complicating things? Click on the clap. 1839 01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:25,440 Then you should say 'clap, clap, click', That makes more sense. 1840 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,800 Unless you want her to do the countdown so you can click. 1841 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,320 Maybe we'll just count backwards. 1842 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,600 So I'm counting backwards and you're clapping three times? 1843 01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:31,760 Just click on the green box, dammit. 1844 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,440 In the future you come click on the square. 1845 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,320 Ugh! 1846 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,840 Is this a blanket? 1847 01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:40,320 Right now I wish it were. 1848 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,480 You have a good one. 1849 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:43,360 You too. 1850 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:46,920 A lucky night, huh? 1851 01:21:57,720 --> 01:21:59,400 Slow and steady, slow and steady. 1852 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:10,520 -Field synchronization active. -What does that mean? 1853 01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,400 -Depth stabilized. -English, please? 1854 01:22:12,480 --> 01:22:14,160 We're fucking invisible behind this thing. 1855 01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,240 That's more like it. 1856 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:36,840 This means you freeze. 1857 01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:38,080 Not in my neighborood. 1858 01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:39,040 In the military?! 1859 01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:30,120 With double-sided baseboards all along the hallway. 1860 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:31,880 There's five different ones. 1861 01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:35,760 Yes, we remove the carpet, sand the floors, put the carpet back on. 1862 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:36,640 Yes. 1863 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:39,240 There's a bunch of floors because it's a really big hotel and now we have 1864 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,520 someone in our way. 1865 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,840 But you know Zafer always come's through, it'll be done on time. 1866 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,800 I only have four installments 'til it's paid off, dipshit. 1867 01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:57,000 You think it's fun breaking a guy's phone? 1868 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,360 I use that phone for work; I'm sorry, I promised 1869 01:23:59,440 --> 01:24:01,600 myself I wouldn't, but he crossed the line. 1870 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,120 -Zafer. -Did that bastard knock me out? 1871 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:45,840 My glasses are on your jacket. 1872 01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:48,200 You took cae of them real good. 1873 01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:49,080 I did? 1874 01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:50,920 The flash was a brilliant tactic, impressive. 1875 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,240 Show no mercy, that's always been my motto. 1876 01:24:53,320 --> 01:24:54,800 I hope they're not dead, though. 1877 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:57,000 Can you give me a little warning next time? 1878 01:24:57,080 --> 01:24:57,960 Yeah, man, sorry. 1879 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,400 You still owe me a new phone. 1880 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:02,960 Get the chip. 1881 01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:08,880 Huh! 1882 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,040 Oh! 1883 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:14,400 Ah! 1884 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:15,800 Ah! 1885 01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:18,760 It's huge. Our house is half this size. 1886 01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,000 Ertan, I'm thinking honest work's overrated. 1887 01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:24,040 Yeah, like you won your millions doing honest work at the slots? 1888 01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:26,800 I had to act like a guy who enjoys gambling to make this work, it's 1889 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,600 not like I committed a crime. Chill. 1890 01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,600 You guys better finish up because Alpha Dog's on the move. 1891 01:25:33,640 --> 01:25:35,600 -The safe's somewhere here. -You sure? 1892 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:38,560 -I'm sure. I just can't find it. -What're we looking for? 1893 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:40,720 Ertan. 1894 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:44,320 -They're heading towards the elevator. -Pull the bar open towards you. 1895 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,480 -Ahah! -There it is. 1896 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,400 Now, we just need to figure out the password. 1897 01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:54,280 -Moscow guy one two three four. -Huh? 1898 01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:57,840 Put it in: Moscow guy one two three four; it's basic detective work. 1899 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,200 You spent the night with Dragic. 1900 01:25:59,280 --> 01:26:01,200 He isn't Turkish, he's Serbian; which means Iron Curtain; 1901 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,560 which was behind the Union of Soviet Social Republics, 1902 01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:06,760 And if you were in the biggest country in the union you were in: 1903 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:07,720 Moscow. It's simple. 1904 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:08,720 You gotta think 1905 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:11,120 like a terrorist, not like a secret agent; you gotta choose a 1906 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,280 tribute to the homeland: Moscow guy one two three four. 1907 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,560 Alpha Dog isn't Russian. 1908 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:17,920 I'm just spit balling here, choose whatever country you want, see if 1909 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:18,800 you get it open. 1910 01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:21,080 They're on the tenth floor, you need to hurry. 1911 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:21,960 Come on. 1912 01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:23,920 Hold on, hold on, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 1913 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,800 Just crack it open, forget the code. 1914 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:29,520 For fuck's sake, the only way to crack it open is to blow up the minibar! 1915 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:30,400 Jesus! 1916 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,600 -They're heading down the hall. -We gotta go. 1917 01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:39,880 Shut up, I've got this. 1918 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:42,560 We'll go through the vent. 1919 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,760 Zafer, could you please stop interrupting? 1920 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,120 Fuck! 1921 01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:50,880 If we go up the vent, they won't catch us. 1922 01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,720 Zafer, you go, I'll catch up. 1923 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,120 Fuck! 1924 01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:56,800 Why are you being so stubborn, everyone knows the vent is how you escape! 1925 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:58,400 For the love of God, stop talking. 1926 01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:00,200 They're trying to break down the door, honey! 1927 01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:01,080 I can hear that, thank you. 1928 01:27:01,160 --> 01:27:01,960 Open the fucking door! You're dead! 1929 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:04,560 Come on, I'll help you up there. 1930 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,920 I'll just pop the cover off and we climb out. 1931 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,560 Ertan, just forget the mission! 1932 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,520 For germs. lemon, lemon. 1933 01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:25,560 Nationality - Date of Birth 1934 01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:26,440 Come on, man. 1935 01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:28,640 Ertan, the vent! 1936 01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,160 There's nothing here. 1937 01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:58,760 It's gone! 1938 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:22,680 What did I tell you? You can never go wrong with the vent. 1939 01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:25,840 -You were right, Zafer. -I'll admit it looks easier in the movies. 1940 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:28,520 I nearly peed my pants, how the hell do you deal with this stress every day? 1941 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:31,120 We need to pack everything and get on the first plane out of here. 1942 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:32,000 Are you paying? 1943 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:34,600 You just got millions put on a gift card, you can fly us all out in first class. 1944 01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:35,480 Oh-hoh. 1945 01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,320 This isn't good. 1946 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:49,160 Hey. 1947 01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:50,920 Bring the cards, 1948 01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,280 and you'll get them back. 1949 01:29:07,920 --> 01:29:09,640 -Move, move. -You don't need to push. 1950 01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:10,520 -Ertan! -Zafer! 1951 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,400 Hey, ladies. 1952 01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:13,200 Oh, my shoe. 1953 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:14,360 -I dropped it. -Are you okay? 1954 01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:15,440 -Yeah, baby. -Ertan! 1955 01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:19,560 No cards. 1956 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:22,040 Bravo. 1957 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,000 I mean it. 1958 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:27,440 This wasn't easy. 1959 01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:31,440 Hey uh… 1960 01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:34,640 You dropped this in the room. 1961 01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:40,160 Give me my cards. 1962 01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:44,640 Listen, brother. You have a problem with me. 1963 01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:47,360 We'll settle this between us, our women are innocent, you need to 1964 01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:48,240 let them go. 1965 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:50,120 The cards are in a safe place. 1966 01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:51,960 Release the women, take the cards. 1967 01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:53,800 That's reasonable. 1968 01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:57,000 Only one girl stays. 1969 01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:58,680 And one goes; you choose. 1970 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:02,480 He does have the upper hand right now, we have to do what he says. 1971 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:06,760 -So I pick my wife, let's go. -Why your wife? 1972 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,080 -Sit down. -Obvioously it should be my wife. 1973 01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:11,080 What the hell man! No way! We'll get both of them back, who cares who 1974 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:13,720 -goes first? -I don't want my wife with these guys. 1975 01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:15,960 Aynur, it's not that I don't care about you, it' s just that I care about Seda 1976 01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:16,840 more, 1977 01:30:16,920 --> 01:30:18,880 she just forgave years of lies, myone precious wife has to come first. 1978 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:19,760 Aah! 1979 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:22,520 His one precious wife, he thinks she's worth more, because I've had two 1980 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,360 -and he's only had one. -Ohh! Ohhh! 1981 01:30:24,440 --> 01:30:26,000 Cause, you know, I found her in the gutter. 1982 01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:28,480 You have no right to judge us cuz he's divorced. 1983 01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:32,160 -It's my first, I have a ring, it counts! -I never said it didn't count! 1984 01:30:32,240 --> 01:30:33,040 Heeyy! 1985 01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:35,200 Shut up! This is getting outta hand. 1986 01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,080 Everyone stays. 1987 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:38,800 Zafer!! Babe! 1988 01:30:39,280 --> 01:30:40,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1989 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:41,920 He's got a gun! Do what he says. 1990 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:42,880 Give me the cards. 1991 01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:44,400 -Don't make me do this. -Give him what he wants. 1992 01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:47,840 -Give him what he wants, Ertan. -Release the women, take the cards. 1993 01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:48,800 -Zafer! -Don't make me do this. 1994 01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:49,680 Zoran! 1995 01:30:50,800 --> 01:30:51,760 Ready when you are. 1996 01:30:53,520 --> 01:30:55,400 -I'm gonna count to three. -Ah! 1997 01:30:55,480 --> 01:30:56,280 -Zafer! -One. 1998 01:30:56,360 --> 01:30:57,520 Give him what he wants. 1999 01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:00,240 Two. 2000 01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:03,080 He's gonna kill us all, do what he says, give him the cards. 2001 01:31:03,160 --> 01:31:03,960 Ertan, please! 2002 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:07,200 -Give it, give it, give it, give it, -Give him the cards, man; I don't 2003 01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:08,560 -give it! -wanna get shot. 2004 01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:09,440 Three. 2005 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:17,480 Now stop flirting. 2006 01:31:33,640 --> 01:31:34,800 Congratulations, Ertan. 2007 01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:37,240 You prevented a huge disaster. 2008 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,800 Thanks, but he deserves the credit. 2009 01:31:39,880 --> 01:31:42,720 Although I would have prefered a heads up that Nine was still running the 2010 01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:45,040 mission so I could keep my wife out of danger. 2011 01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:46,160 We needed a diversion. 2012 01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:47,160 Huh! 2013 01:31:47,240 --> 01:31:50,240 I went up on that roof with a bulletproof vest but no weapons. 2014 01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:52,400 The only way to get to Alpha Dog, 2015 01:31:53,040 --> 01:31:55,120 was to let Dragic put me out of commission. 2016 01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:58,240 What really saved us was when you sent the Serb out the window getting the 2017 01:31:58,320 --> 01:31:59,440 laptop that one night. 2018 01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:02,760 You allowed Agent Nine to breach their defenses. 2019 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:04,160 Fan-fucking-tastic. 2020 01:32:04,240 --> 01:32:07,360 Did you ever consider what would you would have happened that night if Dragic 2021 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:08,240 killed me first? 2022 01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:10,880 Never mind that Seda was there without any protection. 2023 01:32:10,960 --> 01:32:13,280 You put DISCO before my wife; would I get a medal if she got hurt? 2024 01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:14,480 Ertan! We did nothing, 2025 01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:16,560 you decided to drag 2026 01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:19,480 three people into this mess; DISCO had nothing to do with it. 2027 01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:21,840 I wouldn't have let anything happen to Seda. 2028 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:24,600 Not a peep. 2029 01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:26,640 Ultrasonic drywall? 2030 01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:29,600 Hard as a rock. 2031 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:34,760 This sucks. There's nothing to do. 2032 01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:38,920 And the poor guy's probably getting yelled at and ripped to shreds. 2033 01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:42,000 If he comes out of there in one piece it'll be a miracle. 2034 01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:43,080 But he saved the mission. 2035 01:32:43,160 --> 01:32:45,400 He's getting fired again for sure. And maybe he'll go to jail. 2036 01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:47,760 -Are you serious? -You think they mentioned us? 2037 01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,280 I'm not sure they think of us as spy material. 2038 01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:51,200 Forget I asked you. 2039 01:32:51,280 --> 01:32:54,520 I did want to ask you something, but I was waiting for the right time. 2040 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:56,520 Will they let me use this for parking? 2041 01:32:58,360 --> 01:32:59,760 -Yes they will, Zafer. -Cool. 2042 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,120 I'm sure it'll work. Make sure you try on your way out. 2043 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:04,280 See. You can use it to pay tolls too. 2044 01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,640 -Probably even a line of credit. -You think so, hunh? 2045 01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:07,520 I do. 2046 01:33:09,320 --> 01:33:11,600 What if something had happened to that couple? 2047 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:14,240 Zafer and Aynur? Oh, those two are bulletproof. 2048 01:33:14,320 --> 01:33:17,120 No one can get rid of them no matter how hard they try. 2049 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,080 He's either dumb or brave as hell. 2050 01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:21,240 Yes he is. You can say that again. 2051 01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:24,120 Although I pretty much wanted to strangle you with my bare hands for 2052 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:27,240 the trouble you caused, you did go above and beyond to fulfill your mission. 2053 01:33:27,320 --> 01:33:28,120 -Bravo. -Ertan; 2054 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,000 you pounded those fuckers to a pulp. 2055 01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:32,520 -Congratulations. -Mr. Vehbi! 2056 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:34,800 For crying out loud, shut your fucking mouth. 2057 01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:35,880 Now get lost. 2058 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,440 Show some respect next time. 2059 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:45,920 Where was I? 2060 01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:49,480 Ertan. 2061 01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,680 After two weeks of investigation 2062 01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:53,640 and a thorough review of your actions 2063 01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:57,120 D.I.S.C.O. has a recommendation for your future. 2064 01:34:10,240 --> 01:34:12,200 -Honey, -How'd it go? 2065 01:34:12,280 --> 01:34:13,840 -You look so… -Dude? 2066 01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:15,920 D'you ask about my thing? 2067 01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:19,360 You know, Zafer, we really wanted to discuss the zoning issuses for your 2068 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,640 potential expansion, but we didn't have time. 2069 01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,200 It's pretty complex stuff, I get it. 2070 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:24,920 -It's cool. -We'll get there. 2071 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:25,800 Mmh. 2072 01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:27,680 -I can wait. -You couldn't change their minds? 2073 01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:30,960 They had camera's every step of the way, and they saw it all. 2074 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:33,280 Even though the operation was successful, 2075 01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:37,360 I took the kind or risks that could prove tricky for my positon. 2076 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:39,440 Hypocrites, they put you in that situation. 2077 01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:40,400 It's not fair. 2078 01:34:40,480 --> 01:34:42,200 You did good. Don't be sad. 2079 01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:44,960 You'll get a job somewhere else. 2080 01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:48,320 Actually I have an obligation to work for them. 2081 01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:50,640 In a new position. 2082 01:34:50,720 --> 01:34:51,680 Holy shit, 2083 01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:53,520 -You're not fired. -You're an agent! 2084 01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:55,040 -Shhh! -He's an agent! 2085 01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:56,120 It's so damn sexy. 2086 01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,480 -Shhh! -Ertan! 2087 01:34:57,560 --> 01:34:58,360 Thanks to you all. 2088 01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:01,320 -Amazing, and you stay out of jail. -This is so exciting. They're so lucky 2089 01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:03,320 -Thanks. You do get some credit. -Ahem 2090 01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:05,680 -to have you. -You better enjoy it now, babe. 2091 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:08,240 Training starts tomorrow. 2092 01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:09,920 My instructor. 2093 01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,200 Celebrate. 2094 01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:13,920 After today, he is mine for a while. 2095 01:35:29,800 --> 01:35:31,440 What the hell is he mad at me for? 2096 01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:34,240 I think he's used to having the best hair around here. 2097 01:35:35,320 --> 01:35:36,520 Since we're celebrating, 2098 01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:39,360 I have a little surprise of my own. 2099 01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:42,360 Your schedule worked! 2100 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:43,240 Seda, that's amazing! 2101 01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,120 You did it! Oh! 2102 01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:45,600 Ohh! 2103 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,400 -This isamazing, Seda!! -Thank you. 2104 01:35:47,480 --> 01:35:50,040 Look at him, like a dear in the headlights. he's in shock; she's 2105 01:35:50,120 --> 01:35:51,840 pregnant. Two lines on the pee stick, she's knocked up. 2106 01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:54,680 I already knew, you think she would tell you guys first? 2107 01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:55,880 -Guess not. -Congrats! 2108 01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:59,240 -You guys need to catch up. -Amen. I don't mind working overtime. 2109 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:00,120 I'm sure. 2110 01:36:00,200 --> 01:36:01,240 -Let's go pop the champagne; I brought -It's so exciting. 2111 01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:02,880 -For you to drink. some -I'll drink yours. 2112 01:36:02,960 --> 01:36:06,440 Why don't you two go ahead, honey. Zafer and I'll catch up in minute. 2113 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:09,440 -Don't drink it all, ladies. -Okay, don't keep us waiting. 2114 01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:10,840 -Okay. -Don't be lifting anything heavy. 2115 01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,280 Seda, I'm so happy for you! 2116 01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:18,960 It's thanks to you, Zafer. 2117 01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:21,880 Stop with that; you're a good friend, I would die for you. 2118 01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:23,560 Let's hope it doesn't go that far. So uh… 2119 01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:24,440 how's the salon? 2120 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:27,400 Better than ever; we hired Aynur's cousin to decorate with the caching 2121 01:36:27,480 --> 01:36:29,600 that I won us, and my customers love it; I'm killing it. 2122 01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:31,240 -Hair magician. -Hair magician. 2123 01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:34,440 -I hope we'll keep in touch after this? -I hope so too. 2124 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:37,560 We might not come into the big city much, but you visit whenever you want; door's 2125 01:36:37,640 --> 01:36:39,760 -open. -How about a cruise or something? 2126 01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:41,680 Visa's cost a fortune; passports get lost. 2127 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:44,800 -Hanh? Huh-uh. -And we're a tiny bit behind you guys. 2128 01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:47,280 We haven't travelled too much, so we're nervous. 2129 01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:53,800 -Zafer. -Yeah, bro. 2130 01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:55,800 -We need to meet the girls. -I know. 2131 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:58,400 I'll go first, and you wait here for this to ring. 2132 01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:01,320 If you answer, it means you're in. 2133 01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:03,880 It's your decision. 2134 01:37:18,160 --> 01:37:19,520 By answering this call, 2135 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:23,440 you have agreed to participate in the secret agent training program. 2136 01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:26,240 Zafer Kirik, welcome to DISCO. 2137 01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:41,680 You're lucky, man, your nape has the kind of look people pay big 2138 01:37:41,760 --> 01:37:42,560 money for. 2139 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:44,880 We just need to make sure this doesn't move. 2140 01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:46,840 What do you think? 2141 01:37:48,680 --> 01:37:51,200 I look like someone who looks in his parents basement, I want more 2142 01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:52,080 flow, like yours. 2143 01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:54,640 This kinda flow compliments my face structure; you're more of a pear 2144 01:37:54,720 --> 01:37:56,320 shape, we'll try something else. 2145 01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:04,320 It think it's a mouse. 2146 01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:07,520 -That's a big fucking mouse. -It must eat a lot of room service. 2147 01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:08,680 It's growing on me. 2148 01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:10,040 Let's go with it. 2149 01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:12,920 You have it on backwards, but if you like it, that's cool. 2150 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:14,960 -Forget it, I'll look stupid. -Your decision. 2151 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:17,440 I'm terrified of rats, and I'm pretty sure that is one. 2152 01:38:17,520 --> 01:38:20,320 You're terrified of rats? I love them, I have one that sleeps at the foot 2153 01:38:20,400 --> 01:38:21,280 of my bed. Get over it. 2154 01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:23,480 No, I'm telling you, I can't; we gotta find another way. 2155 01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:25,240 What? Are you kidding; there's only one way. Forward. 2156 01:38:25,320 --> 01:38:26,680 Back up. It's gonna attack. 2157 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:32,640 I tried her birthday, our wedding day, the first time I did her 2158 01:38:32,720 --> 01:38:33,920 hair; nothing's working. 2159 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:36,280 Moscow guy one, two, three, four? 2160 01:38:36,960 --> 01:38:38,680 -It's big as a cat. -We're bigger than cats. 2161 01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:40,360 -We go back and… -Nu-uh. 2162 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:43,280 Yeah we go back and talk to Alpha Dog, anything can be solved by talking. 2163 01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:45,200 You talk enough for both of us, I'll wait here, and you go work things out. 2164 01:38:45,280 --> 01:38:48,720 Okay, but how do I turn around? Some of my best work, you'll love it. 2165 01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:51,160 -I look the same as when I sat down. -Amateur. 2166 01:38:51,240 --> 01:38:52,720 Just swing your head to the right. 2167 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:54,880 Look at that braid work; it's to die for. 2168 01:38:55,520 --> 01:38:57,080 -Perfection. -Get it off. 2169 01:38:57,160 --> 01:38:58,600 I think I'm stuck, can you go forward? 2170 01:38:58,680 --> 01:39:00,640 You want me to go closer to the rat? Just wiggle free. 2171 01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:01,560 I'm freaking out. 2172 01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:02,880 Just breathe, man. 2173 01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:04,560 Something touched my foot, it has friends. 2174 01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:07,560 Something touched my foot! I think it's crawling up my leg. 2175 01:39:07,640 --> 01:39:08,440 Aah! 2176 01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:09,320 How big is it? 2177 01:39:12,840 --> 01:39:15,480 Hair magician. four one zero for zero one zero one. 2178 01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:18,960 Where'd you get those numbers? 2179 01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:21,800 Four bridal parties, ten perms forty color treatments 2180 01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:25,200 -and over one hunded blow dries. -In twenty-four hours, my friend. 2181 01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:32,480 It looks so good, I'm telling you. 2182 01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:35,160 -I'm still bald. -With the balding, it's too beautiful. 2183 01:39:35,240 --> 01:39:36,440 The mullet; This is it. 2184 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:38,800 I look like Erkin Koray, 2185 01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:43,200 And by the way, why would I wear a wig if it doesn't cover up the bald spot? 2186 01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:45,240 You wanted natural; I gave you natural. 2187 01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:55,720 Argh! That friggin' ass. 2188 01:39:57,960 --> 01:40:00,240 I've got one more up my sleeve, but it's risky. 2189 01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:02,120 No risk, no reward, let's do it. 2190 01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:04,440 Ah! 2191 01:40:04,520 --> 01:40:06,640 -Dam, bro'. -The platinum is a bold choice. 2192 01:40:06,720 --> 01:40:08,960 Sometimes the answer's in the mirror. 2193 01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,520 I don't have the face for it. 2194 01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:13,320 Why won't it come off? 2195 01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:15,480 -Zafer! -I used top-shelf glue, man. 2196 01:40:17,840 --> 01:40:18,800 Ertan, I'm begging. 2197 01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:21,520 Just one song, please. 2198 01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:23,040 Enough, Zafer, you're drunk. 2199 01:40:23,760 --> 01:40:24,560 Yeah, man. 2200 01:40:25,120 --> 01:40:25,920 So are you. 2201 01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:28,880 And tomorrow, we won't remember, so come on. 2202 01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:30,920 What happened in Cyprus, stays in Cyprus. 2203 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:34,160 I promise I won't ask again if you do me this one favor, tonight. 2204 01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:35,400 Just one last time, partner. 2205 01:40:35,480 --> 01:40:37,480 -You swear? -So swear. 2206 01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:40,280 -Just once. -And then it's history. 2207 01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:41,480 Swear on your mother? 2208 01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:42,520 All over my mother. 2209 01:40:50,240 --> 01:40:56,840 Tell him, not to mention my name again 2210 01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:04,200 Tell him, I haven't forgotten his lies 2211 01:41:05,280 --> 01:41:11,240 Tell him, I've saved his sins for the afterlife 2212 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:14,400 Tell him, so he knows 2213 01:41:14,960 --> 01:41:19,320 Tell him, so he knows 2214 01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:20,800 Tell him!